
I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls. —
Meg Cabot

I am not too intelligent. —
Kapil Dev

When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough. —
Anne Rice

I like a good murder that can't be found out. That is, of course it is very shocking, but I like to hear about it. —
Emily Eden

Nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst —
Liz Phair

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it. —
Sheryl Crow

Real people are messy and complicated and generally inconvenient, but at least they are there, —
Cody McFadyen

Being impatient with a donkey is a futile exercise. —
Vannetta Chapman