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100th Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

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100th Birthday Funny Quotes By W. H. Auden: One cannot review a bad book without showing

One cannot review a bad book without showing off. — W. H. Auden

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Meg Cabot: I'll remind her of how fat her arms

I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls. — Meg Cabot

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Kapil Dev: I am not too intelligent.

I am not too intelligent. — Kapil Dev

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Anne Rice: When I write something, every word of it

When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough. — Anne Rice

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Emily Eden: I like a good murder that can't be

I like a good murder that can't be found out. That is, of course it is very shocking, but I like to hear about it. — Emily Eden

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Liz Phair: Nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst

Nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst — Liz Phair

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Sheryl Crow: I snore. I've had two or three people

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it. — Sheryl Crow

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Cody McFadyen: Real people are messy and complicated and generally

Real people are messy and complicated and generally inconvenient, but at least they are there, — Cody McFadyen

100th Birthday Funny Quotes By Vannetta Chapman: Being impatient with a donkey is a futile

Being impatient with a donkey is a futile exercise. — Vannetta Chapman