100th Birthday Funny Quotes

One cannot review a bad book without showing off. — W. H. Auden

I'll remind her of how fat her arms looked in that slutty dress she wore at senior prom. That always makes her cry. Like goddamned Niagara falls. — Meg Cabot

I am not too intelligent. — Kapil Dev

When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough. — Anne Rice

I like a good murder that can't be found out. That is, of course it is very shocking, but I like to hear about it. — Emily Eden

Nothing feeds a hunger like a thirst — Liz Phair

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it. — Sheryl Crow

Real people are messy and complicated and generally inconvenient, but at least they are there, — Cody McFadyen

Being impatient with a donkey is a futile exercise. — Vannetta Chapman