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Prince Philip quotes: So who's on drugs here? ... HE looks as if he's on drugs. So who's on drugs here? ... HE looks as if he's on drugs.
Prince Philip quotes: I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing. I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip quotes: You could do with losing a little bit of weight. You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
Prince Philip quotes: In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have. In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have.
Prince Philip quotes: Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation. Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
Prince Philip quotes: It's a vast waste of space. It's a vast waste of space.
Prince Philip quotes: Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
Prince Philip quotes: That's a nice tie ... Do you have any knickers in that material? That's a nice tie ... Do you have any knickers in that material?
Prince Philip quotes: Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years. Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
Prince Philip quotes: The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined. The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
Prince Philip quotes: Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?' Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'
Prince Philip quotes: They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.
Prince Philip quotes: Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species. Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.
Prince Philip quotes: You look like you're ready for bed! You look like you're ready for bed!
Prince Philip quotes: This could only happen in a technical college. This could only happen in a technical college.
Prince Philip quotes: Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers. Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.
Prince Philip quotes: It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer. It is frequently more rewarding merely to ask pertinent questions. It may get someone to go and look for an answer.
Prince Philip quotes: If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested. If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Prince Philip quotes: I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit. I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
Prince Philip quotes: Do people trip over you? Do people trip over you?
Prince Philip quotes: There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes? There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?
Prince Philip quotes: People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle. People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
Prince Philip quotes: If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
Prince Philip quotes: Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash? Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?
Prince Philip quotes: Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then? Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?
Prince Philip quotes: It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing! It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!
Prince Philip quotes: No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody. No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.
Prince Philip quotes: A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment. A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
Prince Philip quotes: That's more than you know about anything else then. That's more than you know about anything else then.
Prince Philip quotes: We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people. We live in what virtually amounts to a museum - which does not happen to a lot of people.
Prince Philip quotes: Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses. Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
Prince Philip quotes: It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university. It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.
Prince Philip quotes: My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work. My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
Prince Philip quotes: There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before. There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
Prince Philip quotes: If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
Prince Philip quotes: Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf. Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
Prince Philip quotes: I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer! I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
Prince Philip quotes: I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing. I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
Prince Philip quotes: But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn't going to be anything left. But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn't going to be anything left.
Prince Philip quotes: Do you still throw spears at each filmother? Do you still throw spears at each filmother?
Prince Philip quotes: In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation. In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.
Prince Philip quotes: Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant. Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
Prince Philip quotes: You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly. You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
Prince Philip quotes: Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease. Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.
Prince Philip quotes: You have mosquitoes. I have the Press. You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
Prince Philip quotes: It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs. It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.
Prince Philip quotes: I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down. I suppose I'd get in trouble if I were to melt them down.
Prince Philip quotes: Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance. Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
Prince Philip quotes: It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on. It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.
Prince Philip quotes: Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it? Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
Prince Philip quotes: We don't come here for our health. We don't come here for our health.
Prince Philip quotes: You managed not to get eaten then? You managed not to get eaten then?
Prince Philip quotes: "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys." "It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."
Prince Philip quotes: Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education. Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
Prince Philip quotes: I would like to go to Russia very much - although the bastards murdered half my family. I would like to go to Russia very much - although the bastards murdered half my family.
Prince Philip quotes: You bloody silly fool! You bloody silly fool!
Prince Philip quotes: British women can't cook. British women can't cook.
Prince Philip quotes: It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons. It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
Prince Philip quotes: I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money. I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
Prince Philip quotes: You're not wearing mink knickers,are you? You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
Prince Philip quotes: I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield. I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.
Prince Philip quotes: If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats? If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?
Prince Philip quotes: If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels. If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
Prince Philip quotes: So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle. So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.
Prince Philip quotes: As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut. As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
Prince Philip quotes: So this is feminist corner then. So this is feminist corner then.
Prince Philip quotes: I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff. I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
Prince Philip quotes: Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you? Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
Prince Philip quotes: The French don't know how to cook breakfast. The French don't know how to cook breakfast.
Prince Philip quotes: Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then! Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!
Prince Philip quotes: A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman. A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
Prince Philip quotes: They're not mating are they? They're not mating are they?
Prince Philip quotes: People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans. People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
Prince Philip quotes: Aren't most of you descended from pirates? Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Prince Philip quotes: We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it! We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
Prince Philip quotes: There's a lot of your family in tonight. There's a lot of your family in tonight.
Prince Philip quotes: Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world? Who is going to be the first to face up to the need for self-restraint in the number of children brought into the world?
Prince Philip quotes: The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
Prince Philip quotes: You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
Prince Philip quotes: It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters! It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!
Prince Philip quotes: I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world. I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
Prince Philip quotes: Can you tell the difference between them? Can you tell the difference between them?
Prince Philip quotes: Constitutionally I don't exist. Constitutionally I don't exist.
Prince Philip quotes: What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer. What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
Prince Philip quotes: They have eating dogs for the anorexic now. They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.
Prince Philip quotes: We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
Prince Philip quotes: If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it. If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
Prince Philip quotes: And what exotic part of the world do you come from? And what exotic part of the world do you come from?
Prince Philip quotes: Are you running away from something? Are you running away from something?
Prince Philip quotes: Wildlife of the world is disappearing ... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect Wildlife of the world is disappearing ... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect
Prince Philip quotes: Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat. Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
Prince Philip quotes: When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip quotes: It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend. It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.
Prince Philip quotes: It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people. It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people.
Prince Philip quotes: How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test? How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?
Prince Philip quotes: You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats? You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?
Prince Philip quotes: All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury. All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
Prince Philip quotes: We go into the red next year ... I shall have to give up polo. We go into the red next year ... I shall have to give up polo.
Prince Philip quotes: Do you work in a strip club? Do you work in a strip club?
Prince Philip quotes: If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed. If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.

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