
Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon ... unnecessary.

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but ... its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?