Peter Sellers Quotes

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon ... unnecessary.

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but ... its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?