Penny Reid Quotes

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Penny Reid quotes: Only you get to decide how you stand, what you stand for, and when you do it. Only you get to decide how you stand, what you stand for, and when you do it.
Penny Reid quotes: My head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I DON'T KNOW!! I'M EMOTIONALLY INHIBTED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! My head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I DON'T KNOW!! I'M EMOTIONALLY INHIBTED! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Penny Reid quotes: Only if you stop using the F-word like you get paid royalties every time you say it. Only if you stop using the F-word like you get paid royalties every time you say it.
Penny Reid quotes: His name wasn't Handsome McHotpants. I didn't know his name His name wasn't Handsome McHotpants. I didn't know his name
Penny Reid quotes: Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together. Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together.
Penny Reid quotes: There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Penny Reid quotes: Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode. Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode.
Penny Reid quotes: I swear whatever pheromones Quinn Sullivan secreted were the equivalent of Janie-cat-nip. I swear whatever pheromones Quinn Sullivan secreted were the equivalent of Janie-cat-nip.
Penny Reid quotes: No one makes all good choices, and everyone makes mistakes. No one makes all good choices, and everyone makes mistakes.
Penny Reid quotes: You'll always have the advantage of me, Jenn. Because I'm lost without you. You'll always have the advantage of me, Jenn. Because I'm lost without you.
Penny Reid quotes: She was a line usurper and a bully. I wasn't in the mood to be bullied or usurped. She was a line usurper and a bully. I wasn't in the mood to be bullied or usurped.
Penny Reid quotes: Don't give up on your alphabet. Don't give up on your alphabet.
Penny Reid quotes: Stop it." Cletus snapped his fingers in front of our faces. "I hate it when you two mind-meld through your eyeballs. Stop it." Cletus snapped his fingers in front of our faces. "I hate it when you two mind-meld through your eyeballs.
Penny Reid quotes: I tried to shrug, but I'm sure it looked like a minor seizure. I tried to shrug, but I'm sure
it looked like a minor seizure.
Penny Reid quotes: For some strange reason which should have alarmed me, I found him completely enchanting. For some strange reason which should have alarmed me, I found him completely enchanting.
Penny Reid quotes: I'm not scary, I'm ridiculous." I I'm not scary, I'm ridiculous." I
Penny Reid quotes: I want to be your first everything. I want to be your first everything.
Penny Reid quotes: you couldn't findyour way out of a small shed with a map, lighted signs, and anescort you couldn't find
your way out of a small shed with a map, lighted signs, and an
escort
Penny Reid quotes: And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face. And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face.
Penny Reid quotes: His eyes always seemed to be a shade of up-to-no-good blue. His eyes always seemed to be a shade of up-to-no-good blue.
Penny Reid quotes: Holy hotness, Batman. Holy hotness, Batman.
Penny Reid quotes: Don't change a thing. God, Jess. Don't change a single thing. Be wild for me, be reckless. I love your kind of wild. Don't change a thing. God, Jess. Don't change a single thing. Be wild for me, be reckless. I love your kind of wild.
Penny Reid quotes: If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you. If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you.
Penny Reid quotes: But that wasn't how I rolled. Prolonged irrationality wasn't in my wheelhouse. Recrimination was not my homeboy. But that wasn't how I rolled. Prolonged irrationality wasn't in my wheelhouse. Recrimination was not my homeboy.
Penny Reid quotes: The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony. The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony.
Penny Reid quotes: What?" I whispered, suspicious, still fighting my flare of hormones. Or, more precisely, whoremones. That's What?" I whispered, suspicious, still fighting my flare of hormones. Or, more precisely, whoremones. That's
Penny Reid quotes: God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes. God, Quinn, you have no idea how permanent I'd like this to be. I'd like us to be Twinkies and cockroaches, death and taxes.
Penny Reid quotes: She's my BFF, do you know what that means? It means: Boy I will fuck up your face if you mess with my girl. She's my BFF, do you know what that means? It means: Boy I will fuck up your face if you mess with my girl.
Penny Reid quotes: Just because I don't feel calm, doesn't mean I'm not calm. Just because I don't feel calm, doesn't mean I'm not calm.
Penny Reid quotes: I wasn't a hypocrite - well, everyone is a hypocrite, but I was trying hard to be less of one. I wasn't a hypocrite - well, everyone is a hypocrite, but I was trying hard to be less of one.
Penny Reid quotes: Allow me to take a moment to express my appreciation for Cletus Winston and his entrances. Allow me to take a moment to express my appreciation for Cletus Winston and his entrances.
Penny Reid quotes: Rank, rump-fed harpy. Rank, rump-fed harpy.
Penny Reid quotes: But love is the greatest adventure, where you risk the most for the greatest reward. But love is the greatest adventure, where you risk the most for the greatest reward.
Penny Reid quotes: Absence makes the heart suicidal. Absence makes the heart suicidal.
Penny Reid quotes: You underestimate how deeply you cut when your intentions carry no knives. You underestimate how deeply you cut when your intentions carry no knives.
Penny Reid quotes: I was starting to understand why the blood of a thousand virgins had been sacrificed at his altar of sexual prowess. I was starting to understand why the blood of a thousand virgins had been sacrificed at his altar of sexual prowess.
Penny Reid quotes: Just because you don't feel calm, doesn't mean you can't be calm. Just because you don't feel calm, doesn't mean you can't be calm.
Penny Reid quotes: you are the only boat in this regatta. you are the only boat in this regatta.
Penny Reid quotes: That was also weird. Everything was weird." "Stop using the word weird. You do your vocabulary no justice. That was also weird. Everything was weird."
"Stop using the word weird. You do your vocabulary no justice.
Penny Reid quotes: You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket."I'd prefer her pants, but I guess I'd settle for her pocket You are so adorable. I just want to take you home and put you in my pocket."

I'd prefer her pants, but I guess I'd settle for her pocket
Penny Reid quotes: Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day, but - " "Give a woman a vibrator, and she'll orgasm for life. I get it. Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day, but - " "Give a woman a vibrator, and she'll orgasm for life. I get it.
Penny Reid quotes: Undies on, undies on, high ho the dairy-o, I'm going to keep my undies on! Undies on, undies on, high ho the dairy-o, I'm going to keep my undies on!
Penny Reid quotes: If I let another person's opinion matter then I was giving him control over me; I alone had complete control over my self-image. If I let another person's opinion matter then I was giving him control over me; I alone had complete control over my self-image.
Penny Reid quotes: Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies. Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies.
Penny Reid quotes: I was never one of those girls who could go comfortably braless; there was too much jiggle in my wiggle. I was never one of those girls who could go comfortably braless; there was too much jiggle in my wiggle.
Penny Reid quotes: I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war. I will do anything to prove that to you. I will do anything to prove that what we have is worth a battle. What we have is worth a war.
Penny Reid quotes: The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan The color of her eyes was mossy gold. It make me want to write crap poetry and hire a skywriter. Quinn Sullivan
Penny Reid quotes: I shook my head, feeling like a natural disaster on mute. I shook my head, feeling like a natural disaster on mute.
Penny Reid quotes: He's the man equivalent of a gun to the head, except without the fear for my life aspect. He's the man equivalent of a gun to the head, except without the fear for my life aspect.
Penny Reid quotes: You like me witless?""Let's just say it evens the playing field a little. You like me witless?"
"Let's just say it evens the playing field a little.
Penny Reid quotes: I love the fire most because of what it leaves behind ... Ash. It leaves behind ash. I love the fire most because of what it leaves behind ...
Ash. It leaves behind ash.
Penny Reid quotes: I decided, as I succumbed to sleep, that men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons. I decided, as I succumbed to sleep, that men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons.
Penny Reid quotes: He reminded me of the Viking god Thor, if Thor had been a reclusive federal game warden from Texas with excellent manners. He reminded me of the Viking god Thor, if Thor had been a reclusive federal game warden from Texas with excellent manners.
Penny Reid quotes: To friendscorts. Like escorts, but without the cash. To friendscorts. Like escorts, but without the cash.
Penny Reid quotes: I'm sure you're used to the deafening sound of underwear hitting the floor every time you enter the room. I'm sure you're used to the deafening sound of underwear hitting the floor every time you enter the room.
Penny Reid quotes: You have your own room in my heart. It's yours. Stay as long as you want; it will always be there for you. You have your own room in my heart. It's yours. Stay as long as you want; it will always be there for you.
Penny Reid quotes: I was always running after her, but this time I wasn't going to let her get away. I was always running after her, but this time I wasn't going to let her get away.
Penny Reid quotes: A beautiful man is the devil's most potent weapon. A beautiful man is the devil's most potent weapon.
Penny Reid quotes: He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche. He was so handsome I felt like filing a civil lawsuit against his parents, claiming punitive damages, pain and suffering to my psyche.
Penny Reid quotes: I didn't like how my body seemed to be intent on sabotaging my brain, especially since my brain was so good at sabotaging itself. I didn't like how my body seemed to be intent on sabotaging my brain, especially since my brain was so good at sabotaging itself.
Penny Reid quotes: He wanted me. I wanted him. This was a frightening and thrilling prospect, because when I pushed him, he pushed back. He wanted me. I wanted him. This was a frightening and thrilling prospect, because when I pushed him, he pushed back.
Penny Reid quotes: I saw an opportunist in banana-cake clothing. Let the record show, I did not roll my eyes. Schooling I saw an opportunist in banana-cake clothing. Let the record show, I did not roll my eyes. Schooling
Penny Reid quotes: If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." - Robert Frost If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." - Robert Frost
Penny Reid quotes: They've got to have backups on the cloud, or the mist, or whatever it's called. They've got to have backups on the cloud, or the mist, or whatever it's called.
Penny Reid quotes: He smirked, his lids lowering to half-mast. Twinkling, hot-lava, sexy cake, sex-on-a-stick, obscene levels of charisma. He smirked, his lids lowering to half-mast. Twinkling, hot-lava, sexy cake, sex-on-a-stick, obscene levels of charisma.
Penny Reid quotes: Who called it? I called it! That's right, uh huh! Who called it? I called it! That's right, uh huh!
Penny Reid quotes: Insincerity was taxing once you'd breathed the refreshing air of artless candor. Insincerity was taxing once you'd breathed the refreshing air of artless candor.
Penny Reid quotes: Sorry I'm late. I got caught jaywalking and had to give the policeman a hand job or pay a seventy-five dollar fine. Sorry I'm late. I got caught jaywalking and had to give the policeman a hand job or pay a seventy-five dollar fine.
Penny Reid quotes: There, there." Fruit cake. "Calm down - " "Don't There, there." Fruit cake. "Calm down - " "Don't
Penny Reid quotes: He half said, half mumbled, "I'm not that nice. He half said, half mumbled, "I'm not that nice.
Penny Reid quotes: So, as you can see and if you reflect on it, awkward headed-females mating with beautifully normal headed-males is a bad idea. So, as you can see and if you reflect on it, awkward headed-females mating with beautifully normal headed-males is a bad idea.
Penny Reid quotes: I'm not letting you leave this caruntil we make it to second base. At least.""Jess, you know how good I am at baseball, right? I'm not letting you leave this car
until we make it to second base. At least."
"Jess, you know how good I am at baseball, right?
Penny Reid quotes: The rest of me was gorging itself on pity party pie. The rest of me was gorging itself on pity party pie.
Penny Reid quotes: Settle your feathers, crusty britches. We Settle your feathers, crusty britches. We
Penny Reid quotes: Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly? Why did it have to be Sir McHotpants? Why couldn't they have sent Colonel Mustard le Mustache or Lady Jelly O'Belly?
Penny Reid quotes: It's not spandex, it's a Kevlar blend." His voice lowered to a growly whisper. "I'm so turned on right now. It's not spandex, it's a Kevlar blend." His voice lowered to a growly whisper. "I'm so turned on right now.