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Oh my God. I love rich people. And royalty are the best because they're rich people who can't be fires.

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children.

A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul.

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn't stand a chance.

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.

No one under the age of eighteen needs a cell phone unless they're a surgeon, a drug dealer, or a prostitute.

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants.

Does she really need that many pairs of kneesocks? Aren't kneesocks just chastity belts for your shins?

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.