Nick Wilgus Quotes

Top 25 wise famous quotes and sayings by Nick Wilgus

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Nick Wilgus quotes: If you love Southern men, raise your glass. If you don't raise your standards. If you love Southern men, raise your glass. If you don't raise your standards.
Nick Wilgus quotes: A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. "I'd think twice about dessert. Besides, we don't have a trough. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. "I'd think twice about dessert. Besides, we don't have a trough.
Nick Wilgus quotes: God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able to fathom. God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able to fathom.
Nick Wilgus quotes: Paulie's got so much Jesus, he's going to need an enema to get it all out of him, Paulie's got so much Jesus, he's going to need an enema to get it all out of him,
Nick Wilgus quotes: PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Nick Wilgus quotes: Insanity doesn't run in our family," I said. "It strolls along, takes its time and gets to know you personally. Insanity doesn't run in our family," I said. "It strolls along, takes its time and gets to know you personally.
Nick Wilgus quotes: She thought the best way to feed her child was to use a slingshot. - Wiley Cantrell She thought the best way to feed her child was to use a slingshot. - Wiley Cantrell
Nick Wilgus quotes: I knew you'd say yes. You're so easy." "You've obviously never tried to get into my pants. I knew you'd say yes. You're so easy." "You've obviously never tried to get into my pants.
Nick Wilgus quotes: I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates. I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates.
Nick Wilgus quotes: It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove. It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove.
Nick Wilgus quotes: What he lacked in experience, he made up for in enthusiasm and the sweetness of innocence. What he lacked in experience, he made up for in enthusiasm and the sweetness of innocence.
Nick Wilgus quotes: We don't hide crazy," I said. "We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors. We don't hide crazy," I said. "We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.
Nick Wilgus quotes: I want to stand up and say so. He let his eyes wander over us. I want to stand up and say so. He let his eyes wander over us.
Nick Wilgus quotes: You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade. You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade.
Nick Wilgus quotes: The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it. The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it.
Nick Wilgus quotes: Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener. Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.