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Nick Wilgus Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Kids are always hanging on your tits," I added. "By the time they grow up, you've got tits down to your knees and curvature of the spine.
I'll wipe that smile off your face," he vowed.
"And how do you plan to do that?"
"Put the kid to bed and I'll show you.
"And how do you plan to do that?"
"Put the kid to bed and I'll show you.
By the way," he said. "You know that little black thing that you carry around? It rings and beeps and stuff?" "My phone?" "Try using it.
Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. "I'd think twice about dessert. Besides, we don't have a trough.
God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able to fathom.
You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade.