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Nick Wilgus quotes: Can you do me a favor?" he asked. "What's that?" "Shut up and kiss me like you mean it." So I did. Can you do me a favor?" he asked. "What's that?" "Shut up and kiss me like you mean it." So I did.
Nick Wilgus quotes: Kids are always hanging on your tits," I added. "By the time they grow up, you've got tits down to your knees and curvature of the spine. Kids are always hanging on your tits," I added. "By the time they grow up, you've got tits down to your knees and curvature of the spine.
Nick Wilgus quotes: But I don't just want you to get into my pants," he said. " I want you to get into my life. But I don't just want you to get into my pants," he said. " I want you to get into my life.
Nick Wilgus quotes: I'll wipe that smile off your face," he vowed."And how do you plan to do that?""Put the kid to bed and I'll show you. I'll wipe that smile off your face," he vowed.
"And how do you plan to do that?"
"Put the kid to bed and I'll show you.
Nick Wilgus quotes: Please, sweetie darling honey baby, you hunk of a man, you?" "When you put it that way ... . Please, sweetie darling honey baby, you hunk of a man, you?" "When you put it that way ... .
Nick Wilgus quotes: Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated. Do close your mouth. You look like a cow that's being artificially inseminated.
Nick Wilgus quotes: And it's also not your business, Mr. Rakestraw said easily. And it's also not your business, Mr. Rakestraw said easily.
Nick Wilgus quotes: By the way," he said. "You know that little black thing that you carry around? It rings and beeps and stuff?" "My phone?" "Try using it. By the way," he said. "You know that little black thing that you carry around? It rings and beeps and stuff?" "My phone?" "Try using it.
Nick Wilgus quotes: Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for? Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for?
Nick Wilgus quotes: What he lacked in experience, he made up for in enthusiasm and the sweetness of innocence. What he lacked in experience, he made up for in enthusiasm and the sweetness of innocence.
Nick Wilgus quotes: If you love Southern men, raise your glass. If you don't raise your standards. If you love Southern men, raise your glass. If you don't raise your standards.
Nick Wilgus quotes: Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener. Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.
Nick Wilgus quotes: A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. "I'd think twice about dessert. Besides, we don't have a trough. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips," Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. "I'd think twice about dessert. Besides, we don't have a trough.
Nick Wilgus quotes: The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it. The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it.
Nick Wilgus quotes: God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able to fathom. God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able to fathom.
Nick Wilgus quotes: You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade. You know what they say. Family. Can't live with them. Can't kill them, if only because it dulls the ax blade.
Nick Wilgus quotes: I want to stand up and say so. He let his eyes wander over us. I want to stand up and say so. He let his eyes wander over us.
Nick Wilgus quotes: We don't hide crazy," I said. "We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors. We don't hide crazy," I said. "We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.
Nick Wilgus quotes: PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Nick Wilgus quotes: It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove. It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove.
Nick Wilgus quotes: I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates. I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates.
Nick Wilgus quotes: I knew you'd say yes. You're so easy." "You've obviously never tried to get into my pants. I knew you'd say yes. You're so easy." "You've obviously never tried to get into my pants.
Nick Wilgus quotes: She thought the best way to feed her child was to use a slingshot. - Wiley Cantrell She thought the best way to feed her child was to use a slingshot. - Wiley Cantrell
Nick Wilgus quotes: Paulie's got so much Jesus, he's going to need an enema to get it all out of him, Paulie's got so much Jesus, he's going to need an enema to get it all out of him,
Nick Wilgus quotes: Insanity doesn't run in our family," I said. "It strolls along, takes its time and gets to know you personally. Insanity doesn't run in our family," I said. "It strolls along, takes its time and gets to know you personally.

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