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Nick Thune quotes: Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?

Nick Thune quotes: You know what's really good is a greyhound in the shower.

You know what's really good is a greyhound in the shower.

Nick Thune quotes: I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.

Nick Thune quotes: There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.

Nick Thune quotes: The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

Nick Thune quotes: People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.