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Nick Offerman quotes: The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover
Nick Offerman quotes: I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy. I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.
Nick Offerman quotes: Instead of playing Draw Something, fucking draw something Instead of playing Draw Something, fucking draw something
Nick Offerman quotes: When I first met with agents, they said, "Okay, you're going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go." When I first met with agents, they said, "Okay, you're going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go."
Nick Offerman quotes: My education began in theater school, and it continues to this day. I just continued learning to be a better performer. My education began in theater school, and it continues to this day. I just continued learning to be a better performer.
Nick Offerman quotes: Shut your damn mouth. Shut your damn mouth.
Nick Offerman quotes: If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it. If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.
Nick Offerman quotes: I come from the theater, where I got into acting because I love transforming. I love nothing more than to be unrecognizable. I come from the theater, where I got into acting because I love transforming. I love nothing more than to be unrecognizable.
Nick Offerman quotes: No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor. No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor.
Nick Offerman quotes: Branding is quite an important thing. As an artist, you want to be able to explore facets of yourself. Branding is quite an important thing. As an artist, you want to be able to explore facets of yourself.
Nick Offerman quotes: The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift. The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift.
Nick Offerman quotes: I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window. I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.
Nick Offerman quotes: If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
Nick Offerman quotes: Don't use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest. Don't use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest.
Nick Offerman quotes: Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: Just be cool. Don't be an asshole. Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: Just be cool. Don't be an asshole.
Nick Offerman quotes: If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.
Nick Offerman quotes: I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke. I really thought that I'd be doing Shakespeare, honest to God. I did not foresee the whole action television thing. That was God's joke.
Nick Offerman quotes: When I got my job on 'Parks,' it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me. When I got my job on 'Parks,' it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.
Nick Offerman quotes: Technically, we're all half centaur. Technically, we're all half centaur.
Nick Offerman quotes: I like to play women who are not strong at all, because, there's certainly plenty of myself that is no kind of a warrior. I like to play women who are not strong at all, because, there's certainly plenty of myself that is no kind of a warrior.
Nick Offerman quotes: I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather. I spent a lot of my youth working outside in the elements, and I kind of revel in defeating tough weather.
Nick Offerman quotes: I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology. I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology.
Nick Offerman quotes: I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation. I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.
Nick Offerman quotes: A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful. A lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful.
Nick Offerman quotes: I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic. I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic.
Nick Offerman quotes: Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment. Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.
Nick Offerman quotes: We realized that the world of popular culture had been creating the perfect candidate for many years: the female champion of the universe. We realized that the world of popular culture had been creating the perfect candidate for many years: the female champion of the universe.
Nick Offerman quotes: The key lies in finding the delicious flavorings in one's life, no matter how fancy your blue jeans may or may not be. The key lies in finding the delicious flavorings in one's life, no matter how fancy your blue jeans may or may not be.
Nick Offerman quotes: Actually, I'm not super-kickass at a lot of things. Actually, I'm not super-kickass at a lot of things.
Nick Offerman quotes: I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation. I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.
Nick Offerman quotes: When things get bad enough, all you can do is laugh. When things get bad enough, all you can do is laugh.
Nick Offerman quotes: Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
Nick Offerman quotes: I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
Nick Offerman quotes: Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you. Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.
Nick Offerman quotes: There's a lot of common sense ... which I feel like we have lost touch with. There's a lot of common sense ... which I feel like we have lost touch with.
Nick Offerman quotes: You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash. You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.
Nick Offerman quotes: I always call myself a "student" of the guitar. I always call myself a "student" of the guitar.
Nick Offerman quotes: I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman. I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.
Nick Offerman quotes: My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself. My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself.
Nick Offerman quotes: When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those. When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.
Nick Offerman quotes: Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family. Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family.
Nick Offerman quotes: If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter. If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.
Nick Offerman quotes: I'm quite excited to not play a Xena type character - it's probably closer to me than any character I've ever played. I'm quite excited to not play a Xena type character - it's probably closer to me than any character I've ever played.
Nick Offerman quotes: No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do. No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do.
Nick Offerman quotes: but, like an alcoholic or a fan of the Dave Matthews Band, he ultimately couldn't control his self-destructive addiction. but, like an alcoholic or a fan of the Dave Matthews Band, he ultimately couldn't control his self-destructive addiction.
Nick Offerman quotes: I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's just that simple. I've had to learn and discipline myself that I'm much happier and much less depressed if I give myself a project. It's just that simple.
Nick Offerman quotes: I am a saxophone player. I am a saxophone player.
Nick Offerman quotes: Theater, to me, is always a bigger turn on than film. It's alive. Theater, to me, is always a bigger turn on than film. It's alive.
Nick Offerman quotes: Being a man of the theater and a hedonist, I find the idea of building coffins very romantic. Being a man of the theater and a hedonist, I find the idea of building coffins very romantic.
Nick Offerman quotes: I'm obsessed with the Victorian era and the British Royal Navy ... I'd love to play a troubled sailor or captain or a boatman on a three masted ship. I'm obsessed with the Victorian era and the British Royal Navy ... I'd love to play a troubled sailor or captain or a boatman on a three masted ship.
Nick Offerman quotes: I don't put a great deal of stock in art trophies. I don't put a great deal of stock in art trophies.
Nick Offerman quotes: If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Nick Offerman quotes: We didn't have to do anything to have a good time. It's an incredible gift to be able to make your own fun. We didn't have to do anything to have a good time. It's an incredible gift to be able to make your own fun.
Nick Offerman quotes: And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do. And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.
Nick Offerman quotes: It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
Nick Offerman quotes: Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity. Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.
Nick Offerman quotes: If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve? If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?
Nick Offerman quotes: The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters. The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.
Nick Offerman quotes: I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago. I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.
Nick Offerman quotes: Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson. Follow your gut, make a choice, and throw yourself into it. If you make a mistake, then you have merely afforded yourself a valuable lesson.
Nick Offerman quotes: I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them. I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want to kill them.
Nick Offerman quotes: The older I get, the more my parents just seem like absolute heroes to me The older I get, the more my parents just seem like absolute heroes to me
Nick Offerman quotes: If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day. If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
Nick Offerman quotes: Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself. Whenever I have a stubborn position on something, I take a deep breath and swallow myself.
Nick Offerman quotes: The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity. The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity.
Nick Offerman quotes: I never went too long without a job. The problem was a lot of the early jobs are almost more demoralizing than unemployment. I never went too long without a job. The problem was a lot of the early jobs are almost more demoralizing than unemployment.
Nick Offerman quotes: My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities. My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.
Nick Offerman quotes: I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers.
Nick Offerman quotes: People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I don't want to be fired. People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I don't want to be fired.
Nick Offerman quotes: Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer. Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.
Nick Offerman quotes: I always drastically changed my look for each role. It's gotten a little tedious in real life, also, because there's no hiding. I always drastically changed my look for each role. It's gotten a little tedious in real life, also, because there's no hiding.
Nick Offerman quotes: How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood. How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood.
Nick Offerman quotes: It's taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers. It's taken me a lot of years to peel away my own layers.
Nick Offerman quotes: I've split my life between a few different disciplines. I've split my life between a few different disciplines.
Nick Offerman quotes: Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people. Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.
Nick Offerman quotes: I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown. I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.
Nick Offerman quotes: When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber. When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.
Nick Offerman quotes: Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it. Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.
Nick Offerman quotes: I've never met anyone nicer than my mom, and I've met Donny and Marie. I've never met anyone nicer than my mom, and I've met Donny and Marie.
Nick Offerman quotes: I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist. I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.
Nick Offerman quotes: I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show. I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.
Nick Offerman quotes: I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer. I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.
Nick Offerman quotes: I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them. I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them.
Nick Offerman quotes: Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours. Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours.
Nick Offerman quotes: I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk. I come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.
Nick Offerman quotes: Pursue decency in all dealings with your fellow man and woman. Simply put? Don't be an asshole. Pursue decency in all dealings with your fellow man and woman. Simply put? Don't be an asshole.
Nick Offerman quotes: What will people say? Who fucking cares. What will people say? Who fucking cares.
Nick Offerman quotes: I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one. I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.

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