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Mindy Kaling quotes: I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct. I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they are correct.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler. Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.
Mindy Kaling quotes: We did not stage kiss because we didn't know any better. It was just lights, camera, tongue-dance. We did not stage kiss because we didn't know any better. It was just lights, camera, tongue-dance.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I'd rather be like Odysseus than someone who was handed everything. I'd rather be like Odysseus than someone who was handed everything.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way. Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.
Mindy Kaling quotes: People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption. People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like. Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
Mindy Kaling quotes: It wasn't until later that I realized Paul's quietness was a result of his confidence. He didn't need to shout to be heard. It wasn't until later that I realized Paul's quietness was a result of his confidence. He didn't need to shout to be heard.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers. I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear Converse sneakers.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions. Don't fall into the trap of thinking about politics in your workplace too much. Just work hard, be cheerful, ignore distractions.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not. I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I always wanted the reboot of Ghostbusters to be four girl-ghostbusters. I always wanted the reboot of Ghostbusters to be four girl-ghostbusters.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now. Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now.
Mindy Kaling quotes: If I sound bitter, that's because I'm still a little bitter. If I sound bitter, that's because I'm still a little bitter.
Mindy Kaling quotes: As you can see, when I write, I like to look like I'm recovering from tuberculosis. As you can see, when I write, I like to look like I'm recovering from tuberculosis.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Is Dwight really like that in real life?" to which I respond: "Oh, no, Rainn isn't like Dwight. Dwight is an angel next to Rainn. Rainn is a demon. Is Dwight really like that in real life?" to which I respond: "Oh, no, Rainn isn't like Dwight. Dwight is an angel next to Rainn. Rainn is a demon.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up. Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.
Mindy Kaling quotes: B.J. and I watched Lost on his portable DVD player, which is just about the most 2007 thing you can do. B.J. and I watched Lost on his portable DVD player, which is just about the most 2007 thing you can do.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Die in a good way, obviously. Die in a good way, obviously.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Every actor pretends that they hate sex scenes, and the truth is that they all love them, and they're lying. Every actor pretends that they hate sex scenes, and the truth is that they all love them, and they're lying.
Mindy Kaling quotes: A not 100-percent-perfect-looking-in-every-way female? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours. A not 100-percent-perfect-looking-in-every-way female? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner. Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings. I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She's the only one I wonder about. I hope she wonders about me Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She's the only one I wonder about. I hope she wonders about me too.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists. I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Sometimes I aid into the confusion by having my character's name be my name. Sometimes I aid into the confusion by having my character's name be my name.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women.
Mindy Kaling quotes: There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks. There is a certain type of greasy hair that you get only when you are writing with no breaks.
Mindy Kaling quotes: As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet. As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.
Mindy Kaling quotes: People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me? People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me?
Mindy Kaling quotes: I sort of refuse to be an outsider, even though I know that I very much look like one to a lot of people, and I refuse to view myself I sort of refuse to be an outsider, even though I know that I very much look like one to a lot of people, and I refuse to view myself in such terms.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Soul mates is what you aim for, but soup snakes is what you get sometimes. Soul mates is what you aim for, but soup snakes is what you get sometimes.
Mindy Kaling quotes: In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you're wanted. In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you're wanted.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four ... I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four ...
Mindy Kaling quotes: Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis. Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Bennifer was so big it was as though two people had never been in love before, and they had discovered it. Bennifer was so big it was as though two people had never been in love before, and they had discovered it.
Mindy Kaling quotes: If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that. If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that.
Mindy Kaling quotes: No matter how good you have it, it's cool to want more. No matter how good you have it, it's cool to want more.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween. I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.' Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.'
Mindy Kaling quotes: Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor with no pants on. Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor with no pants on.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Full-on All-Night Sex-a-thon is also the name of my debut hip-hop album. Full-on All-Night Sex-a-thon is also the name of my debut hip-hop album.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything. I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I think that's the lesson of this story: you never know what is going to happen. I think that's the lesson of this story: you never know what is going to happen.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head. I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my head.
Mindy Kaling quotes: My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense. My mom always used to say, "You can't say I love you before you can say I." And I think that sort of makes sense.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I'll get you, you clique-y sons of bitches, I thought. You know what? I never did get them. I'm just realizing now. I should totally still get them. I'll get you, you clique-y sons of bitches, I thought. You know what? I never did get them. I'm just realizing now. I should totally still get them.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time. Neither of us gets to be the princess all the time.
Mindy Kaling quotes: No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out. No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out.
Mindy Kaling quotes: If you have never seen a flight attendant praying, I hope you never do, because it is one the scariest things in the whole world. Scarier If you have never seen a flight attendant praying, I hope you never do, because it is one the scariest things in the whole world. Scarier
Mindy Kaling quotes: No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better? Why is everyone trying to tell me that when you get older it gets better?
Mindy Kaling quotes: People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road. People who are good at stand-up, they sort of seem to have to do it. Something within them makes them have to go on the road.
Mindy Kaling quotes: My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive. My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive.
Mindy Kaling quotes: The result of my not caring so much about what I say allows me to care more about how I say it. P. 4 The result of my not caring so much about what I say allows me to care more about how I say it. P. 4
Mindy Kaling quotes: I was just a friendly thirty-four-year-old TV actress looking for a boyfriend who didn't have a neck tattoo. I was just a friendly thirty-four-year-old TV actress looking for a boyfriend who didn't have a neck tattoo.
Mindy Kaling quotes: To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me. To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences. I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences.
Mindy Kaling quotes: My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He's an architect, so he's a little more artistically minded. My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He's an architect, so he's a little more artistically minded.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison. I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.
Mindy Kaling quotes: If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So, If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So,
Mindy Kaling quotes: The truth is, it's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you. The truth is, it's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you.
Mindy Kaling quotes: There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes
Mindy Kaling quotes: I don't read them; I just hit "accept." iTunes may own my ovaries, for all I know. I don't read them; I just hit "accept." iTunes may own my ovaries, for all I know.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I cannot imagine a life more boring and a more time-consuming obsession than being preoccupied with watching what I eat. I I cannot imagine a life more boring and a more time-consuming obsession than being preoccupied with watching what I eat. I
Mindy Kaling quotes: And that's all show business is, really. Transitioning panics. And that's all show business is, really. Transitioning panics.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Skinny foodie, get away from me. Skinny foodie, get away from me.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess. I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That
Mindy Kaling quotes: I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won't care if the something is bad. I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won't care if the something is bad.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am. I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them. Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.
Mindy Kaling quotes: That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want! That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want!
Mindy Kaling quotes: I know many friends who loved their sororities. I wasn't traumatized. I was just bored. I know many friends who loved their sororities. I wasn't traumatized. I was just bored.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Every kid wants approval, but my desire to be well liked was central to my personality. Every kid wants approval, but my desire to be well liked was central to my personality.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Comedy writers have the most fragile egos. Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
Mindy Kaling quotes: One stipulation to my borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I'm not a monster. One stipulation to my borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I'm not a monster.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career. I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not. Male comedy writers are not scrutinized. I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not. Male comedy writers are not scrutinized.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies. I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Being known is really fun, extremely strange, and not very important. This Being known is really fun, extremely strange, and not very important. This
Mindy Kaling quotes: Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos. Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Cat Hats: Sixteen Paper Hats to Put on Your Unsuspecting Kitty. Cat Hats: Sixteen Paper Hats to Put on Your Unsuspecting Kitty.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I would love to have Snoop Dogg waiting in my office in a cupcake-print suit to tell all my problems to. Wouldn't we all? I would love to have Snoop Dogg waiting in my office in a cupcake-print suit to tell all my problems to. Wouldn't we all?
Mindy Kaling quotes: He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool. He was so popular you could barely look at him without being blinded by cool.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Doug appeared, clad in an Affliction waffle-knit tee and True Religion jeans. It was 2006, so this was a sign of great success. Doug appeared, clad in an Affliction waffle-knit tee and True Religion jeans. It was 2006, so this was a sign of great success.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Is this a generation of orphans who are going to the improv to do stand-up? Is this a generation of orphans who are going to the improv to do stand-up?
Mindy Kaling quotes: I am an incredibly impatient person. I am an incredibly impatient person.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Learning about new hot sauces is the least expensive way to improve my quality of life. Learning about new hot sauces is the least expensive way to improve my quality of life.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I really ought to send him some money, but, honestly, he doesn't need it. He has that sweet Despicable Me money. I really ought to send him some money, but, honestly, he doesn't need it. He has that sweet Despicable Me money.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on. I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke. Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.
Mindy Kaling quotes: Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion
Mindy Kaling quotes: The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change. The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change.
Mindy Kaling quotes: I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself. I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.

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