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Michael Thomas Ford quotes: When did being single become a disease?

When did being single become a disease?

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are?

Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are?

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: But think about it: Right from the start the odds are against you. It's kind of amazing that any of us ever get here at all.

But think about it: Right from the start the odds are against you. It's kind of amazing that any of us ever get here at all.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Once you realise there's nothing to be afraid of when you die, there's nothing else to worry about.

Once you realise there's nothing to be afraid of when you die, there's nothing else to worry about.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I'm tired of people thinking they're doing me favours.

I'm tired of people thinking they're doing me favours.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.

No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: By the time we were done I was exhausted. I don't know how movie stars do the same scene over and over like that. It takes a lot out of

By the time we were done I was exhausted. I don't know how movie stars do the same scene over and over like that. It takes a lot out of you.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Do you know what it's like to have everyone expect you to be the best at something?

Do you know what it's like to have everyone expect you to be the best at something?

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn't to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn't our fault.

When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn't to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn't our fault.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: She laughed. "Welcome to Camp Meds," She said. "Where the campers are crazy and the counselors want you to take drugs.

She laughed. "Welcome to Camp Meds," She said. "Where the campers are crazy and the counselors want you to take drugs.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I don't know why anyone wants to get married," said Burke. "I think the whole thing was cooked up by lawyers so they can get rich off of divorce.

I don't know why anyone wants to get married," said Burke. "I think the whole thing was cooked up by lawyers so they can get rich off of divorce.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: One of the great lies we tell ourselves is that just because we're related to people, we have to like them.

One of the great lies we tell ourselves is that just because we're related to people, we have to like them.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I'm gay," I said, not sure how else to say it."You're fifteen," she said. "You can't be gay.

I'm gay," I said, not sure how else to say it.
"You're fifteen," she said. "You can't be gay.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: you either are or aren't

you either are or aren't

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I know all about dreams that make you want to scream.

I know all about dreams that make you want to scream.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: There's not much point to being alive if you don't do what you can to make life better for someone else, is there?

There's not much point to being alive if you don't do what you can to make life better for someone else, is there?

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Faith, he had learned that night in front of the flickering television, was most glorious when it was most untouched by reason.

Faith, he had learned that night in front of the flickering television, was most glorious when it was most untouched by reason.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another." Jane Fairfax

To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something.

I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day.

Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn't the best way to start your day.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Trust me no matter how horrible you feel or how bad things seem, there is always a way out. Suicide is never your only option.

Trust me no matter how horrible you feel or how bad things seem, there is always a way out. Suicide is never your only option.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: It will go away ... The stuff in your head. Little by little.

It will go away ... The stuff in your head. Little by little.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I guess I've learned that no matter how bad things get, there are always people who love you.

I guess I've learned that no matter how bad things get, there are always people who love you.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.

I knew people were talking, but I wasn't listening. I wasn't interested in anything anyone had to say.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world that hasn't changed

He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world that hasn't changed

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I didn't ask to be saved

I didn't ask to be saved

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.

Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: People who look down on us poor country folk usually won't admit that anything worthwhile can come out of here.

People who look down on us poor country folk usually won't admit that anything worthwhile can come out of here.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I mean, how do you know if people are good for you or not? It's not like they come with an FDA approved sticker or anything.

I mean, how do you know if people are good for you or not? It's not like they come with an FDA approved sticker or anything.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: People still think what you look like is who you are.

People still think what you look like is who you are.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I have to keep her in line somehow or she'll think she's the boss of everything.

I have to keep her in line somehow or she'll think she's the boss of everything.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.

That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Only of course they bleeped out the good part because it's daytime TV, and we all know that no one in America swears.

Only of course they bleeped out the good part because it's daytime TV, and we all know that no one in America swears.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: I thought you said you were okay with turning forty.

I thought you said you were okay with turning forty.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: How do you really know if anyone loves you?

How do you really know if anyone loves you?

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: Given a choice between discussing the symbolism of a pig head on a stick and discussing my feelings, I'll take the pig head every time.

Given a choice between discussing the symbolism of a pig head on a stick and discussing my feelings, I'll take the pig head every time.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: People always say they want to hear the truth, but they really don't

People always say they want to hear the truth, but they really don't

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn't mean it's good.""Snob," Sam said.

If your mother likes your drawing of a duck and hangs it on the refrigerator, that doesn't mean it's good."
"Snob," Sam said.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: That's what people do. Kill the things they're afraid of.

That's what people do. Kill the things they're afraid of.

Michael Thomas Ford quotes: One of the best T-shirts I ever saw,said: i was happy once,but i'm better now.

One of the best T-shirts I ever saw,said: i was happy once,but i'm better now.