Melissa DeCarlo Quotes
Top 3 wise famous quotes and sayings by Melissa DeCarlo
God, there's nothing like embarrassing a ginger to improve my mood 
Nick can do a pretty good nice, but it's not the real deal. His is a thin, watery nice, a niceness-au-jus drizzled over a great big asshole sandwich. 
Sometimes my entire life has felt like one long exercise in lowering my expectations.