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Megan Boyle quotes: Shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

Shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

Megan Boyle quotes: If someone asks me where I bought something I'm wearing, I will usually say I don't remember.

If someone asks me where I bought something I'm wearing, I will usually say I don't remember.

Megan Boyle quotes: I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat

I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow

Megan Boyle quotes: I had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

I had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

Megan Boyle quotes: i wish cats could float around your head

i wish cats could float around your head

Megan Boyle quotes: I want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

I want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

Megan Boyle quotes: I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

Megan Boyle quotes: My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

Megan Boyle quotes: Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses

Megan Boyle quotes: Tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex

Tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex

Megan Boyle quotes: I am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations and not die

I am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations and not die

Megan Boyle quotes: Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

Megan Boyle quotes: I want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

I want to go to the gym
and pretend the weight machines are drums
and play the longest drum solo on them

Megan Boyle quotes: People like to see will smith reacting to aliens

People like to see will smith reacting to aliens

Megan Boyle quotes: I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Megan Boyle quotes: Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

Megan Boyle quotes: I wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

I wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

Megan Boyle quotes: Something was comforting about strangers - it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

Something was comforting about strangers - it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

Megan Boyle quotes: I can't believe food costs money.

I can't believe food costs money.