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Shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

If someone asks me where I bought something I'm wearing, I will usually say I don't remember.

I wish you could take a 'plan b' pill for after you eat a lot of organic cheese puffs and your stomach hurts and you don't want to be fat tomorrow

I had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

i wish cats could float around your head

I want to interrupt a game of magic the gathering by busting through a wall on a motorcycle

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages

My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses

Tom clancy probably wears a baseball hat when he has sex

I am still unsure of what 'life to the fullest' for me would be, mostly i just try to be well-liked in social situations and not die

Argued for an hour on the telephone. now looking at pictures of carbs

I want to go to the gym
and pretend the weight machines are drums
and play the longest drum solo on them

People like to see will smith reacting to aliens

I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

Something was comforting about strangers - it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

I can't believe food costs money.