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Maya Rudolph quotes: Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.

Maya Rudolph quotes: If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I have an equal opportunity womb!

I have an equal opportunity womb!

Maya Rudolph quotes: The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

Maya Rudolph quotes: Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.

Without a doubt in sketch comedy there are fewer women than men.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I like comedy as a group sport.

I like comedy as a group sport.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I feel like I'm a drag queen.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

I learned the enormous power of writing for yourself, especially now that people seem to be receptive to the fact that women can write.

Maya Rudolph quotes: Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.

Maya Rudolph quotes: To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.

To have your childhood dream realized is a really big deal.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I really love laughing.

I really love laughing.

Maya Rudolph quotes: There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

There are days when I wonder why my mom couldn't be here to see this.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.

Maya Rudolph quotes: Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.

Maya Rudolph quotes: You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'

Maya Rudolph quotes: I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.

Maya Rudolph quotes: Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

I never thought I'd get a chance to do what I'm doing. It's such a dream.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Maya Rudolph quotes: No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.

No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.

Maya Rudolph quotes: To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.

To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.

Maya Rudolph quotes: I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.