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Max Miller quotes: My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

Max Miller quotes: My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

Max Miller quotes: My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.