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Martin Leicht quotes: Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!

Stop kicking me! I do not want to pee right now!

Martin Leicht quotes: Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.

Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.

Martin Leicht quotes: It's all right, dearheart," Dad assures me. "Folder three, scenario four: going into labor during a high-speed chase with extra-terrestrials.

It's all right, dearheart," Dad assures me. "Folder three, scenario four: going into labor during a high-speed chase with extra-terrestrials.

Martin Leicht quotes: If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.

If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.