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Marshall Thornton quotes: Not-Dave G. gave Praline a long stare, the kind of stare that telegraphed not just lust, but three or four possible sex acts.

Not-Dave G. gave Praline a long stare, the kind of stare that telegraphed not just lust, but three or four possible sex acts.

Marshall Thornton quotes: He'd already identified me as a heathen, and I hoped he wouldn't try to change that.

He'd already identified me as a heathen, and I hoped he wouldn't try to change that.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Yes, the show must go on, but it's also important to survive until the curtain calls.

Yes, the show must go on, but it's also important to survive until the curtain calls.

Marshall Thornton quotes: It's amazing how many people think a conversation is little more than reading their resume aloud.

It's amazing how many people think a conversation is little more than reading their resume aloud.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I don't remember what I was saying, but I remember thinking I was incredibly smart and wishing I could always speak that clearly and cleverly.

I don't remember what I was saying, but I remember thinking I was incredibly smart and wishing I could always speak that clearly and cleverly.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Carter thought the Universe was a lot like God, except that the Universe didn't have a book telling you how to be and who to hate.

Carter thought the Universe was a lot like God, except that the Universe didn't have a book telling you how to be and who to hate.

Marshall Thornton quotes: She looked like a real woman in a city of mannequins.

She looked like a real woman in a city of mannequins.

Marshall Thornton quotes: One of the best ways to get promoted, besides sleeping with the right people, is to fail spectacularly.

One of the best ways to get promoted, besides sleeping with the right people, is to fail spectacularly.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I like a man who comes prepared. (Nick)

I like a man who comes prepared. (Nick)

Marshall Thornton quotes: I wasn't exactly sure that getting someone a job as a porn star was completely altruistic. But maybe I was being judgemental.

I wasn't exactly sure that getting someone a job as a porn star was completely altruistic. But maybe I was being judgemental.

Marshall Thornton quotes: And he was not in any way, shape or form excited to meet me.

And he was not in any way, shape or form excited to meet me.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Before VCRs, people used to decorate the tops of their TVs with family photos.

Before VCRs, people used to decorate the tops of their TVs with family photos.

Marshall Thornton quotes: How was church?" I asked."I'm going to hell."I shrugged like it was of no importance. "That's good. You'd be lonely in heaven without me.

How was church?" I asked.
"I'm going to hell."
I shrugged like it was of no importance. "That's good. You'd be lonely in heaven without me.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I know what a sugar daddy is," Praline said indignantly. "I grew up with cable TV.

I know what a sugar daddy is,"
Praline said indignantly.
"I grew up with cable TV.

Marshall Thornton quotes: If sexuality was a choice, we'd all have very clear memories of the day we chose.

If sexuality was a choice, we'd all have very clear memories of the day we chose.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Actually having sex with a screenwriter typically led to a blockbuster.

Actually having sex with a screenwriter typically led to a blockbuster.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I liked him I just didn't like complicated. And what could be more complicated that a priest?

I liked him I just didn't like complicated. And what could be more complicated that a priest?

Marshall Thornton quotes: Part of him knew he shouldn't follow the young man. But another part had begun to stir in his pants.

Part of him knew he shouldn't follow the young man. But another part had begun to stir in his pants.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Well, if we're done insulting each other I guess we can leave.

Well, if we're done insulting each other I guess we can leave.

Marshall Thornton quotes: To be honest, it would be nice if love, and sex, and duty, and fidelity, all managed to happen at once, but for me they never seemed to line up.

To be honest, it would be nice if love, and sex, and duty, and fidelity, all managed to happen at once, but for me they never seemed to line up.

Marshall Thornton quotes: These days you don't need a country to have a flag, you don't need to win an election to become president, and you don't need an enemy to have a

These days you don't need a country to have a flag, you don't need to win an election to become president, and you don't need an enemy to have a war.

Marshall Thornton quotes: You don't know what you're missing."I was thirty-four years old. I had a pretty good idea what I was missing.

You don't know what you're missing."
I was thirty-four years old. I had a pretty good idea what I was missing.

Marshall Thornton quotes: It's just that there were times when he liked to keep his masturbatory routine old school.

It's just that there were times when he liked to keep his masturbatory routine old school.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Stop being sexy. We're in public.

Stop being sexy. We're in public.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I'm always careful," said Praline, and he was, though he had to admit it never made much difference.

I'm always careful," said Praline, and he was, though he had to admit it never made much difference.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I suppose if I were looking for love in the eyes of every guy I fucked, I'd have been offended.

I suppose if I were looking for love in the eyes of every guy I fucked, I'd have been offended.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Look," Jason said, "you really need to learn the difference between sex and a thank-you card.

Look," Jason said, "you really need to learn the difference between sex and a thank-you card.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Well it didn't make me happy to wake up and find you gawking at me like I was your own personal porno flick.

Well it didn't make me happy to wake up and find you gawking at me like I was your own personal porno flick.

Marshall Thornton quotes: So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live forever.

So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live forever.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Even though it was only the word 'like', it roughly followed the same rules as the other L word.

Even though it was only the word 'like', it roughly followed the same rules as the other L word.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Politicians and low profiles rarely went together.

Politicians and low profiles rarely went together.

Marshall Thornton quotes: N-O-W-A-C-K.""No C.""Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C.

N-O-W-A-C-K."
"No C."
"Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I hate it when you talk to God. He always agrees with you.

I hate it when you talk to God. He always agrees with you.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Martin's interest in the movie returned. Rydar pumped, Jax squirmed happily, and Martin added another dollop of Vaseline to his palm.

Martin's interest in the movie returned. Rydar pumped, Jax squirmed happily, and Martin added another dollop of Vaseline to his palm.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Having sex with friends seems like a very good idea until suddenly it doesn't.

Having sex with friends seems like a very good idea until suddenly it doesn't.

Marshall Thornton quotes: After you break up with a person, you begin to be honest about their more annoying habits.

After you break up with a person, you begin to be honest about their more annoying habits.

Marshall Thornton quotes: That was the problem with good friends. Eventually they knew enough about you to say terrible things for your own good.

That was the problem with good friends. Eventually they knew enough about you to say terrible things for your own good.

Marshall Thornton quotes: She'd never tell a lie that didn't make her look good.

She'd never tell a lie that didn't make her look good.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I feel tricked. I've literally come back from the dead for you and you're not interested.

I feel tricked. I've literally come back from the dead for you and you're not interested.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)

I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)

Marshall Thornton quotes: People do terrible things. You should never blame ideas.

People do terrible things. You should never blame ideas.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I crossed my fingers. On both hands. Then my toes. I may have even crossed my eyes.

I crossed my fingers. On both hands. Then my toes. I may have even crossed my eyes.

Marshall Thornton quotes: If you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. That's how I'd wanted my life to be.

If you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. That's how I'd wanted my life to be.

Marshall Thornton quotes: How's your love life?" I asked."What love life? You keep ruining it."That was the answer I was hoping for. I even hoped it was true.

How's your love life?" I asked.
"What love life? You keep ruining it."
That was the answer I was hoping for. I even hoped it was true.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I probably needed to say something, some spiritual version of "Get the fuck out."And I had no idea what that might be.

I probably needed to say something, some spiritual version of "Get the fuck out."
And I had no idea what that might be.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I fell in love. Why can't I fall out of it?" He got a look on his face, which I knew meant he was making a mental note of that

I fell in love. Why can't I fall out of it?" He got a look on his face, which I knew meant he was making a mental note of that line too.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans.

Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans.

Marshall Thornton quotes: My disappointment was comfortable, like a blanket.

My disappointment was comfortable, like a blanket.

Marshall Thornton quotes: My heart beat fast, and I had a little trouble breathing. It felt like lust, but then again it might have been fear.

My heart beat fast, and I had a little trouble breathing. It felt like lust, but then again it might have been fear.

Marshall Thornton quotes: You want to fuck me?" he asked."The thought crossed my mind," I replied honestly.

You want to fuck me?" he asked.

"The thought crossed my mind," I replied honestly.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Don't call me Daddy unless you mean it.""How do you know I don't mean it?""Because your clothes are on and your ass isn't in the air.

Don't call me Daddy unless you mean it."
"How do you know I don't mean it?"
"Because your clothes are on and your ass isn't in the air.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Take your clothes off. Slowly," he told Carter.So this is what romantic is, Carter thought. Kissing and watching each other strip.

Take your clothes off. Slowly," he told Carter.
So this is what romantic is, Carter thought. Kissing and watching each other strip.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Nice people always make me want to do bad things.

Nice people always make me want to do bad things.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Will you be my slave?""No,"Praline said. "But thank you for offering.

Will you be my slave?"
"No,"Praline said.
"But thank you for offering.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Getting fucked really isn't my thing.""Well, thank you for faking it. You're a good actor.

Getting fucked really isn't my thing."
"Well, thank you for faking it. You're a good actor.

Marshall Thornton quotes: I may not be six four but I can certainly act six four.

I may not be six four but I can certainly act six four.

Marshall Thornton quotes: It's depressing to be so depressed.

It's depressing to be so depressed.

Marshall Thornton quotes: My grief had become a thick scab; I picked at it from time to time, but mostly I left it alone. I didn't want to know what was underneath.

My grief had become a thick scab; I picked at it from time to time, but mostly I left it alone. I didn't want to know what was underneath.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need to removal.

Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need to removal.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Yeah, that's why I unbuckled my belt because I thought he could teach me about weights.

Yeah, that's why I unbuckled my belt because I thought he could teach me about weights.

Marshall Thornton quotes: It was simply against his makeup.

It was simply against his makeup.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Kindness is the only real bravery.

Kindness is the only real bravery.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Some things were meaner if you said them calmly.

Some things were meaner if you said them calmly.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Though to be fair, "I live with my mother" is not the sexiest thing a man in his mid-forties can say.

Though to be fair, "I live with my mother" is not the sexiest thing a man in his mid-forties can say.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Ants are busy. They have too much to do to feel bad.

Ants are busy. They have too much to do to feel bad.

Marshall Thornton quotes: They say you get a hard-on when you die. Apparently, it doesn't go away.

They say you get a hard-on when you die. Apparently, it doesn't go away.

Marshall Thornton quotes: People fall in love for stupid reasons. Why should the reasons to break up be that much better?" (Mac)

People fall in love for stupid reasons. Why should the reasons to break up be that much better?" (Mac)

Marshall Thornton quotes: He remembered a film called How to Murder Your Wife, but Martin couldn't think of any movie called How to Murder Your Nephew.

He remembered a film called How to Murder Your Wife, but Martin couldn't think of any movie called How to Murder Your Nephew.

Marshall Thornton quotes: They are so good they can get serial killers before they even get started.

They are so good they can get serial killers before they even get started.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Fuck him with your thunder stick.

Fuck him with your thunder stick.

Marshall Thornton quotes: That was the problem with most relationships, when they began you never know what they'd cost you.

That was the problem with most relationships, when they began you never know what they'd cost you.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage.

Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage.

Marshall Thornton quotes: It was a bit dramatic. Even for me.

It was a bit dramatic. Even for me.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing.Sometimes it makes a mess of people' lives.

Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing.
Sometimes it makes a mess of people' lives.

Marshall Thornton quotes: It always surprised me that on the right guy a layer of sweat was sexy as hell, and on the wrong guy it was disgusting.

It always surprised me that on the right guy a layer of sweat was sexy as hell, and on the wrong guy it was disgusting.

Marshall Thornton quotes: People say love is the international language. I'd say jealousy and anger are also pretty articulate.

People say love is the international language. I'd say jealousy and anger are also pretty articulate.

Marshall Thornton quotes: Since I was pretty sure he was just an asshole and not a murdering asshole, I told him to suck my dick.

Since I was pretty sure he was just an asshole and not a murdering asshole, I told him to suck my dick.