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Not-Dave G. gave Praline a long stare, the kind of stare that telegraphed not just lust, but three or four possible sex acts.

He'd already identified me as a heathen, and I hoped he wouldn't try to change that.

Yes, the show must go on, but it's also important to survive until the curtain calls.

It's amazing how many people think a conversation is little more than reading their resume aloud.

I don't remember what I was saying, but I remember thinking I was incredibly smart and wishing I could always speak that clearly and cleverly.

Carter thought the Universe was a lot like God, except that the Universe didn't have a book telling you how to be and who to hate.

She looked like a real woman in a city of mannequins.

One of the best ways to get promoted, besides sleeping with the right people, is to fail spectacularly.

I like a man who comes prepared. (Nick)

I wasn't exactly sure that getting someone a job as a porn star was completely altruistic. But maybe I was being judgemental.

And he was not in any way, shape or form excited to meet me.

Before VCRs, people used to decorate the tops of their TVs with family photos.

How was church?" I asked.
"I'm going to hell."
I shrugged like it was of no importance. "That's good. You'd be lonely in heaven without me.

I know what a sugar daddy is,"
Praline said indignantly.
"I grew up with cable TV.

If sexuality was a choice, we'd all have very clear memories of the day we chose.

Actually having sex with a screenwriter typically led to a blockbuster.

I liked him I just didn't like complicated. And what could be more complicated that a priest?

Part of him knew he shouldn't follow the young man. But another part had begun to stir in his pants.

Well, if we're done insulting each other I guess we can leave.

To be honest, it would be nice if love, and sex, and duty, and fidelity, all managed to happen at once, but for me they never seemed to line up.

These days you don't need a country to have a flag, you don't need to win an election to become president, and you don't need an enemy to have a war.

You don't know what you're missing."
I was thirty-four years old. I had a pretty good idea what I was missing.

It's just that there were times when he liked to keep his masturbatory routine old school.

Stop being sexy. We're in public.

I'm always careful," said Praline, and he was, though he had to admit it never made much difference.

I suppose if I were looking for love in the eyes of every guy I fucked, I'd have been offended.

Look," Jason said, "you really need to learn the difference between sex and a thank-you card.

Well it didn't make me happy to wake up and find you gawking at me like I was your own personal porno flick.

So help me, Mac, if you manage to kill me I will ruin your eternity. You will be the most miserable man to live forever.

Even though it was only the word 'like', it roughly followed the same rules as the other L word.

Politicians and low profiles rarely went together.

N-O-W-A-C-K."
"No C."
"Oh. Okay. N-O-W-A-C.

I hate it when you talk to God. He always agrees with you.

Martin's interest in the movie returned. Rydar pumped, Jax squirmed happily, and Martin added another dollop of Vaseline to his palm.

Having sex with friends seems like a very good idea until suddenly it doesn't.

After you break up with a person, you begin to be honest about their more annoying habits.

That was the problem with good friends. Eventually they knew enough about you to say terrible things for your own good.

She'd never tell a lie that didn't make her look good.

I feel tricked. I've literally come back from the dead for you and you're not interested.

I'm not sure I should tell you. Not while you're alive, at least. Some things are better left for after death." (Mac)

People do terrible things. You should never blame ideas.

I crossed my fingers. On both hands. Then my toes. I may have even crossed my eyes.

If you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. That's how I'd wanted my life to be.

How's your love life?" I asked.
"What love life? You keep ruining it."
That was the answer I was hoping for. I even hoped it was true.

I probably needed to say something, some spiritual version of "Get the fuck out."
And I had no idea what that might be.

I fell in love. Why can't I fall out of it?" He got a look on his face, which I knew meant he was making a mental note of that line too.

Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked beans.

My disappointment was comfortable, like a blanket.

My heart beat fast, and I had a little trouble breathing. It felt like lust, but then again it might have been fear.

You want to fuck me?" he asked.

"The thought crossed my mind," I replied honestly.

Don't call me Daddy unless you mean it."
"How do you know I don't mean it?"
"Because your clothes are on and your ass isn't in the air.

Take your clothes off. Slowly," he told Carter.
So this is what romantic is, Carter thought. Kissing and watching each other strip.

Nice people always make me want to do bad things.

Will you be my slave?"
"No,"Praline said.
"But thank you for offering.

Getting fucked really isn't my thing."
"Well, thank you for faking it. You're a good actor.

I may not be six four but I can certainly act six four.

It's depressing to be so depressed.

My grief had become a thick scab; I picked at it from time to time, but mostly I left it alone. I didn't want to know what was underneath.

Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need to removal.

Yeah, that's why I unbuckled my belt because I thought he could teach me about weights.

It was simply against his makeup.

Kindness is the only real bravery.

Some things were meaner if you said them calmly.

Though to be fair, "I live with my mother" is not the sexiest thing a man in his mid-forties can say.

Ants are busy. They have too much to do to feel bad.

They say you get a hard-on when you die. Apparently, it doesn't go away.

People fall in love for stupid reasons. Why should the reasons to break up be that much better?" (Mac)

He remembered a film called How to Murder Your Wife, but Martin couldn't think of any movie called How to Murder Your Nephew.

They are so good they can get serial killers before they even get started.

Fuck him with your thunder stick.

That was the problem with most relationships, when they began you never know what they'd cost you.

Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage.

It was a bit dramatic. Even for me.

Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing.
Sometimes it makes a mess of people' lives.

It always surprised me that on the right guy a layer of sweat was sexy as hell, and on the wrong guy it was disgusting.

People say love is the international language. I'd say jealousy and anger are also pretty articulate.

Since I was pretty sure he was just an asshole and not a murdering asshole, I told him to suck my dick.