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Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.

Weird is my bread and butter.

Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe.

Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

I'd rather drink strychnine than be called 'normal.

I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

I was 'normal' once; it lasted about five minutes.

NEVER settle for 'normal.