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Mark Tufo quotes: The zombies in the cab were looking at us like it was Christmas 1996 and we had just taken the last Tickle Me Elmo dolls off the shelf.

The zombies in the cab were looking at us like it was Christmas 1996 and we had just taken the last Tickle Me Elmo dolls off the shelf.

Mark Tufo quotes: I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.

I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.

Mark Tufo quotes: I know my imagination can be like a three-year-old on Red Bull and still I feed

I know my imagination can be like a three-year-old on Red Bull and still I feed

Mark Tufo quotes: It is something about having absolute power over another being that drives men to incomprehensible acts of cruelty.

It is something about having absolute power over another being that drives men to incomprehensible acts of cruelty.

Mark Tufo quotes: I definitely thought about touching it to satisfy my curiosity, but luckily for me my mental instability kicked in and I left it alone.

I definitely thought about touching it to satisfy my curiosity, but luckily for me my mental instability kicked in and I left it alone.

Mark Tufo quotes: I use the terms "sky" and "earth" because as a human I cannot imagine those elements not being there. It is a way to give substance to nothingness.

I use the terms "sky" and "earth" because as a human I cannot imagine those elements not being there. It is a way to give substance to nothingness.

Mark Tufo quotes: Fuck death, it's not the enemy, zombies are.

Fuck death, it's not the enemy, zombies are.

Mark Tufo quotes: The storm doesn't follow you; you are the storm. Nothing can stand in your way.

The storm doesn't follow you; you are the storm. Nothing can stand in your way.

Mark Tufo quotes: We can find something for you two ladies, but I'm keeping this ride. Let's go, bitch," Mrs. Deneaux said to Gary.

We can find something for you two ladies, but I'm keeping this ride. Let's go, bitch," Mrs. Deneaux said to Gary.

Mark Tufo quotes: I peeked my head into the closet, looking for a trap door, hand grenades, the wardrobe to Narnia - anything that might help.

I peeked my head into the closet, looking for a trap door, hand grenades, the wardrobe to Narnia - anything that might help.

Mark Tufo quotes: Can't know everything, Vivian. Otherwise you would have cut your husband's balls off before he cheated and shut off the money.

Can't know everything, Vivian. Otherwise you would have cut your husband's balls off before he cheated and shut off the money.

Mark Tufo quotes: Zombies were bad enough. Zombies silently appearing out of the mist were the stuff of acid-infused nightmares.

Zombies were bad enough. Zombies silently appearing out of the mist were the stuff of acid-infused nightmares.

Mark Tufo quotes: I was so scared I thought my asshole was going to swallow me whole.

I was so scared I thought my asshole was going to swallow me whole.

Mark Tufo quotes: The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn't get out of the garage.

The van started as John had promised, and it sounded good, but was about as useless as tits on a turtle if we couldn't get out of the garage.

Mark Tufo quotes: You can still be a part of something even if you are apart from it.

You can still be a part of something even if you are apart from it.

Mark Tufo quotes: I'd rather mate with a snake," I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went.

I'd rather mate with a snake," I told her, which was pretty low as far as dog swears went.

Mark Tufo quotes: You could do this every day for the next ten years and you still would not have killed as many things as I have.

You could do this every day for the next ten years and you still would not have killed as many things as I have.

Mark Tufo quotes: Take heed your actions lest ye become like the enemy ye seek to destroy.

Take heed your actions lest ye become like the enemy ye seek to destroy.