Mariana Zapata Quotes

Home is whete you are. I would go anywhere for you if you wanted me to be there.

My grandma had told me once you couldn't make someone love you or even like you, but you could sure as hell make someone put up with you.

I wasn't one to usually show off Lucy and Ethel because I was self-conscious of them, but money was money.

Sassy, that lady totally wanted to scramble your eggs.

Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five.

My name is Kat Berger, and I love porn. There is nothing wrong with enjoying watching two people fuck.

Just like I tell the boys, we don't play for one single run, we play to win the whole game. And I'm in it to win it.

He'd been buck naked and had yelled like I'd gone in there to kill him, screaming with two hands covering his privates, "Don't look at my nuggets!

If my good mood were a raft named Gaby, it seemed like it was on the verge of sinking.

Since when do I keep track of your dinner roll?" he replied in a voice that definitely wasn't a whisper. Did that asshole just call me fat?

I was going to murder his ass. One day. One day long after I quit, so no one would suspect me.

Beauty fades, a good personality and chemistry doesn't. "I

He was aloe vera, rough and prickly on the outside, but the inside held all the gooey goodness.

I couldn't even find it in me to be annoyed

Being judged and found lacking by the people who were supposed to love you never left anyone feeling all right.

love was a dream. And just like a dream, there were no assurances behind it. It didn't grow on its own. It didn't blossom without food to feed it. It

He was lucky I had a tiny, itty, bitty crush on him; otherwise, he would have gotten the shank years ago. Then

It was the greatest in its subtleties. It

The only people in the world who can hurt you are those you let have that ability,

Apparently, she had gobbled up the information like a hooker would a penis.

You've gotta be the best thing I never knew I wanted.

Do you love me?', I asked him like I did every night just to hear him say it.

Hell, better than watching Robby Lingus porn.

Extra money? I never said no to extra money. Unless it required a blowjob.

Then he did it, he crossed the line again. "Sal - Sal, don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite.

but everyone knew there was no controlling Eli Barreto. The idiot had been born with hell in his veins.

Not liking you is like fighting gravity.

Home is where you are. I would go anywhere for you if you wanted me there.

no one was impervious to Little Foot losing his mom. Nobody.

My middle finger twitched, but I kept it under wraps and with its brothers and sisters. We

I hadn't just backed up the toilet; I'd made the septic tank flood the house.

I loved him and it wasn't even a little bit. It was a lotta bit.

But I can't remember anymore what it's like to not be happy.

He annoyed me, but I was also annoyed with myself for letting his attitude bother me. All

Aiden, on the other hand, wasn't paying

requisite for a future boyfriend or husband.

You couldn't control or anticipate a person who didn't care. They were wildcards.

The German shook his head. "No. No more. I won't let you down; now stop crying. It makes me nauseous.

I'm about five seconds away from going to kick Jonathan's mom's ass, and then kicking her mom's ass afterward to teach them both a lesson.

This huge, blinding forest fire of happiness filled my chest when I was around him.

My birthday? Is he gay?" Eli asked me with a confused look on his face.

What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?

You can't break apart love's properties and make it something it's not. I knew that now. A

What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My

Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks.

Destiny is a ladder, a series of steps that takes you where you're supposed to go.

when you have love, you find a way to make things work.

Someone who makes me laugh." The twitching went into overdrive. "Are you making stuff up?" Because, really? Kulti laughing? Ha.

If I kept on looking at his bare chest any longer, I'd officially earn my Hussy Merit Badge.

A fan of that ass, more than likely, I figured.

The urge to fall to the ground, rip my heart out of my chest and hold it out like a sacred offering was overwhelming. /Take it! Take it all!/ I'd cry.

If I couldn't stand up for what I believed in, then I wasn't the person I strived to be.

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.

You can't always wait for someone else to do the right thing when you can do it yourself.

Kill them with kindness.

There are some things you couldn't say with words.

What a cocky little turd. I

If something happened to you, I wouldn't be okay. I would never be okay.

bottle of boxed wine

I need a friend - I need you.

Ovaries. Where were my ovaries?

You're mine, RC. That's not changing.