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Mariana Zapata quotes: Home is whete you are. I would go anywhere for you if you wanted me to be there.

Home is whete you are. I would go anywhere for you if you wanted me to be there.

Mariana Zapata quotes: My grandma had told me once you couldn't make someone love you or even like you, but you could sure as hell make someone put up with you.

My grandma had told me once you couldn't make someone love you or even like you, but you could sure as hell make someone put up with you.

Mariana Zapata quotes: I wasn't one to usually show off Lucy and Ethel because I was self-conscious of them, but money was money.

I wasn't one to usually show off Lucy and Ethel because I was self-conscious of them, but money was money.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Sassy, that lady totally wanted to scramble your eggs.

Sassy, that lady totally wanted to scramble your eggs.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five.

Trust me, I've wanted to punch you in the face a time or five.

Mariana Zapata quotes: My name is Kat Berger, and I love porn. There is nothing wrong with enjoying watching two people fuck.

My name is Kat Berger, and I love porn. There is nothing wrong with enjoying watching two people fuck.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Just like I tell the boys, we don't play for one single run, we play to win the whole game. And I'm in it to win it.

Just like I tell the boys, we don't play for one single run, we play to win the whole game. And I'm in it to win it.

Mariana Zapata quotes: He'd been buck naked and had yelled like I'd gone in there to kill him, screaming with two hands covering his privates, "Don't look at my nuggets!

He'd been buck naked and had yelled like I'd gone in there to kill him, screaming with two hands covering his privates, "Don't look at my nuggets!

Mariana Zapata quotes: If my good mood were a raft named Gaby, it seemed like it was on the verge of sinking.

If my good mood were a raft named Gaby, it seemed like it was on the verge of sinking.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Since when do I keep track of your dinner roll?" he replied in a voice that definitely wasn't a whisper. Did that asshole just call me fat?

Since when do I keep track of your dinner roll?" he replied in a voice that definitely wasn't a whisper. Did that asshole just call me fat?

Mariana Zapata quotes: I was going to murder his ass. One day. One day long after I quit, so no one would suspect me.

I was going to murder his ass. One day. One day long after I quit, so no one would suspect me.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Beauty fades, a good personality and chemistry doesn't. "I

Beauty fades, a good personality and chemistry doesn't. "I

Mariana Zapata quotes: He was aloe vera, rough and prickly on the outside, but the inside held all the gooey goodness.

He was aloe vera, rough and prickly on the outside, but the inside held all the gooey goodness.

Mariana Zapata quotes: I couldn't even find it in me to be annoyed

I couldn't even find it in me to be annoyed

Mariana Zapata quotes: Being judged and found lacking by the people who were supposed to love you never left anyone feeling all right.

Being judged and found lacking by the people who were supposed to love you never left anyone feeling all right.

Mariana Zapata quotes: love was a dream. And just like a dream, there were no assurances behind it. It didn't grow on its own. It didn't blossom without food to feed it. It

love was a dream. And just like a dream, there were no assurances behind it. It didn't grow on its own. It didn't blossom without food to feed it. It

Mariana Zapata quotes: He was lucky I had a tiny, itty, bitty crush on him; otherwise, he would have gotten the shank years ago. Then

He was lucky I had a tiny, itty, bitty crush on him; otherwise, he would have gotten the shank years ago. Then

Mariana Zapata quotes: It was the greatest in its subtleties. It

It was the greatest in its subtleties. It

Mariana Zapata quotes: The only people in the world who can hurt you are those you let have that ability,

The only people in the world who can hurt you are those you let have that ability,

Mariana Zapata quotes: Apparently, she had gobbled up the information like a hooker would a penis.

Apparently, she had gobbled up the information like a hooker would a penis.

Mariana Zapata quotes: You've gotta be the best thing I never knew I wanted.

You've gotta be the best thing I never knew I wanted.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Do you love me?', I asked him like I did every night just to hear him say it.

Do you love me?', I asked him like I did every night just to hear him say it.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Hell, better than watching Robby Lingus porn.

Hell, better than watching Robby Lingus porn.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Extra money? I never said no to extra money. Unless it required a blowjob.

Extra money? I never said no to extra money. Unless it required a blowjob.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Then he did it, he crossed the line again. "Sal - Sal, don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite.

Then he did it, he crossed the line again. "Sal - Sal, don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite.

Mariana Zapata quotes: but everyone knew there was no controlling Eli Barreto. The idiot had been born with hell in his veins.

but everyone knew there was no controlling Eli Barreto. The idiot had been born with hell in his veins.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Not liking you is like fighting gravity.

Not liking you is like fighting gravity.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Home is where you are. I would go anywhere for you if you wanted me there.

Home is where you are. I would go anywhere for you if you wanted me there.

Mariana Zapata quotes: no one was impervious to Little Foot losing his mom. Nobody.

no one was impervious to Little Foot losing his mom. Nobody.

Mariana Zapata quotes: My middle finger twitched, but I kept it under wraps and with its brothers and sisters. We

My middle finger twitched, but I kept it under wraps and with its brothers and sisters. We

Mariana Zapata quotes: I hadn't just backed up the toilet; I'd made the septic tank flood the house.

I hadn't just backed up the toilet; I'd made the septic tank flood the house.

Mariana Zapata quotes: I loved him and it wasn't even a little bit. It was a lotta bit.

I loved him and it wasn't even a little bit. It was a lotta bit.

Mariana Zapata quotes: But I can't remember anymore what it's like to not be happy.

But I can't remember anymore what it's like to not be happy.

Mariana Zapata quotes: He annoyed me, but I was also annoyed with myself for letting his attitude bother me. All

He annoyed me, but I was also annoyed with myself for letting his attitude bother me. All

Mariana Zapata quotes: Aiden, on the other hand, wasn't paying

Aiden, on the other hand, wasn't paying

Mariana Zapata quotes: requisite for a future boyfriend or husband.

requisite for a future boyfriend or husband.

Mariana Zapata quotes: You couldn't control or anticipate a person who didn't care. They were wildcards.

You couldn't control or anticipate a person who didn't care. They were wildcards.

Mariana Zapata quotes: The German shook his head. "No. No more. I won't let you down; now stop crying. It makes me nauseous.

The German shook his head. "No. No more. I won't let you down; now stop crying. It makes me nauseous.

Mariana Zapata quotes: I'm about five seconds away from going to kick Jonathan's mom's ass, and then kicking her mom's ass afterward to teach them both a lesson.

I'm about five seconds away from going to kick Jonathan's mom's ass, and then kicking her mom's ass afterward to teach them both a lesson.

Mariana Zapata quotes: This huge, blinding forest fire of happiness filled my chest when I was around him.

This huge, blinding forest fire of happiness filled my chest when I was around him.

Mariana Zapata quotes: My birthday? Is he gay?" Eli asked me with a confused look on his face.

My birthday? Is he gay?" Eli asked me with a confused look on his face.

Mariana Zapata quotes: What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?

What did you want me to do? Ask him for money?

Mariana Zapata quotes: You can't break apart love's properties and make it something it's not. I knew that now. A

You can't break apart love's properties and make it something it's not. I knew that now. A

Mariana Zapata quotes: What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My

What the fuck was wrong with me, I wondered. I wished there was a version of Pepto Bismol for verbal diarrhea, because I'd invest in it. My

Mariana Zapata quotes: Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks.

Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Destiny is a ladder, a series of steps that takes you where you're supposed to go.

Destiny is a ladder, a series of steps that takes you where you're supposed to go.

Mariana Zapata quotes: when you have love, you find a way to make things work.

when you have love, you find a way to make things work.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Someone who makes me laugh." The twitching went into overdrive. "Are you making stuff up?" Because, really? Kulti laughing? Ha.

Someone who makes me laugh." The twitching went into overdrive. "Are you making stuff up?" Because, really? Kulti laughing? Ha.

Mariana Zapata quotes: If I kept on looking at his bare chest any longer, I'd officially earn my Hussy Merit Badge.

If I kept on looking at his bare chest any longer, I'd officially earn my Hussy Merit Badge.

Mariana Zapata quotes: A fan of that ass, more than likely, I figured.

A fan of that ass, more than likely, I figured.

Mariana Zapata quotes: The urge to fall to the ground, rip my heart out of my chest and hold it out like a sacred offering was overwhelming. /Take it! Take it all!/ I'd

The urge to fall to the ground, rip my heart out of my chest and hold it out like a sacred offering was overwhelming. /Take it! Take it all!/ I'd cry.

Mariana Zapata quotes: If I couldn't stand up for what I believed in, then I wasn't the person I strived to be.

If I couldn't stand up for what I believed in, then I wasn't the person I strived to be.

Mariana Zapata quotes: What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.

Mariana Zapata quotes: You can't always wait for someone else to do the right thing when you can do it yourself.

You can't always wait for someone else to do the right thing when you can do it yourself.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Kill them with kindness.

Kill them with kindness.

Mariana Zapata quotes: There are some things you couldn't say with words.

There are some things you couldn't say with words.

Mariana Zapata quotes: What a cocky little turd. I

What a cocky little turd. I

Mariana Zapata quotes: If something happened to you, I wouldn't be okay. I would never be okay.

If something happened to you, I wouldn't be okay. I would never be okay.

Mariana Zapata quotes: bottle of boxed wine

bottle of boxed wine

Mariana Zapata quotes: I need a friend - I need you.

I need a friend - I need you.

Mariana Zapata quotes: Ovaries. Where were my ovaries?

Ovaries. Where were my ovaries?

Mariana Zapata quotes: You're mine, RC. That's not changing.

You're mine, RC. That's not changing.