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Marcus Brigstocke quotes: No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!

To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I'd rather be happy than right.

I'd rather be happy than right.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

Marcus Brigstocke quotes: I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.