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Louie Anderson quotes: It's so much easier to be cynical.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

Louie Anderson quotes: I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it.

I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it.

Louie Anderson quotes: I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art.

I think I have always tried to connect my comedy to my art.

Louie Anderson quotes: After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.

After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.

Louie Anderson quotes: Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

Louie Anderson quotes: Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?

Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?

Louie Anderson quotes: I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.

I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.

Louie Anderson quotes: I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

Louie Anderson quotes: If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

Louie Anderson quotes: My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

Louie Anderson quotes: If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

Louie Anderson quotes: Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.

Weight is a glanduar thing, as well as an emotional thing.

Louie Anderson quotes: I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.

I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out.

Louie Anderson quotes: Let me tell you about my family.

Let me tell you about my family.

Louie Anderson quotes: All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

Louie Anderson quotes: I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

Louie Anderson quotes: I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

Louie Anderson quotes: I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.

I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.

Louie Anderson quotes: We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

Louie Anderson quotes: Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it ... 'Hey ain't you going to help us out?'

Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it ... 'Hey ain't you going to help us out?'

Louie Anderson quotes: I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.

Louie Anderson quotes: We all think we're going to get out of debt.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

Louie Anderson quotes: Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.

Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.

Louie Anderson quotes: I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.

I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.

Louie Anderson quotes: My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

Louie Anderson quotes: You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'

You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'

Louie Anderson quotes: I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.

I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.

Louie Anderson quotes: I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

Louie Anderson quotes: Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.

Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.