LIZ Quotes

Top 39 wise famous quotes and sayings by LIZ

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LIZ quotes: I support women. I'm like a human BRA. I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
LIZ quotes: Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor. Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
LIZ quotes: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money. I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
LIZ quotes: Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey
LIZ quotes: God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again. God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
LIZ quotes: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica. I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
LIZ quotes: I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men! I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!
LIZ quotes: You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless. You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
LIZ quotes: Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi. Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
LIZ quotes: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down. If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
LIZ quotes: Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water. Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
LIZ quotes: Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old. Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
LIZ quotes: Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along? Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
LIZ quotes: Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
LIZ quotes: I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs. I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
LIZ quotes: OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat. OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.
LIZ quotes: My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season. My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
LIZ quotes: You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel? You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
LIZ quotes: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
LIZ quotes: I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks? I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
LIZ quotes: I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust. I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.
LIZ quotes: You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do. You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.