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LIZ quotes: I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

LIZ quotes: One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

LIZ quotes: You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

LIZ quotes: When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

LIZ quotes: We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

LIZ quotes: Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

LIZ quotes: If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

LIZ quotes: All the pain on the outside can not undo what is felt on the inside.

All the pain on the outside can not undo what is felt on the inside.

LIZ quotes: It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

LIZ quotes: I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

LIZ quotes: I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

LIZ quotes: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

LIZ quotes: Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

LIZ quotes: Life is about learning new things and relearning old things.

Life is about learning new things and relearning old things.

LIZ quotes: Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

LIZ quotes: There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

LIZ quotes: I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

LIZ quotes: God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

LIZ quotes: Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

LIZ quotes: You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

LIZ quotes: Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey

Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey

LIZ quotes: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

LIZ quotes: Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

LIZ quotes: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

LIZ quotes: I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

LIZ quotes: I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

LIZ quotes: You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

LIZ quotes: I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

LIZ quotes: My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

LIZ quotes: OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

LIZ quotes: I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

LIZ quotes: Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

LIZ quotes: Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.

LIZ quotes: Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

LIZ quotes: If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

LIZ quotes: Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

LIZ quotes: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

LIZ quotes: You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

LIZ quotes: I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!