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I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.

When it came to music, I was omnivorous.

Don't you think it's a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?

Can you just tell them we don't need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?

Sam, you need experts on this, and I love you, but - "
"I'm so new I have that new-car smell about me?

I'm pretty sure you could actually grate cheese of his abs.
... I had a sudden image of him using his abs to grate my face.

You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.

Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.

I wanted to howl until I was nothing but sound.

I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke.

If you picked up the Life of Frank movie case at Scarecrow Video, the best review on the back would just say, 'Meh.

I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.

Slow down and explain to us plebeians. If you have to, use sock puppets.

There'd been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).

Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.

My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer.
Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.

You're Death,' I said. 'In saddle shoes.

So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.

Sometimes life offers you up that kind of dichotomy, that soul-shearing rift of two very different things happening at once.

You couldn't really tell people you weren't out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.

Please stop, I said politely - he was that big. One should always mind one's manners around big things.

Wind does not discriminate - it touches everyone, everything. He liked that about wind.

She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.

If she ran, at least her body still had motion, even if her brain was mired under responsibility.

If you're going to think and be depressed, you might as well do it with pie, right?

You have to ask it something it knew when it was alive. People don't become omniscient just because they have keeled over.

I tried to take some pride where I could. If I was going to be a dropout loser, then I was going to be the best dropout loser.

Pity. What a useless emotion when you don't act on it. Pity is supposed to trigger compassion.

She looked away, trying not to cry. She hated crying, and in public she hated it more.

Life is a series of calculated risks, James. I happen to think that this one is worth it.

You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know," she mumbled. "You can't even put your arm around me without tripping up.

Aves hasn't mentioned a boyfriend," Lock chimed in, "and we're just dying to hear all about you." Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.

Fear, left unchecked, can spread like a virus.

Next time a talking head ended up in my easy chair, I would have all sorts of points of reference, but at that moment, I was completely at sea.