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Lish McBride quotes: I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.

I had an affinity for pandas. Something about clumsy vegetarians struck a chord with me.

Lish McBride quotes: When it came to music, I was omnivorous.

When it came to music, I was omnivorous.

Lish McBride quotes: Don't you think it's a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?

Don't you think it's a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?

Lish McBride quotes: Can you just tell them we don't need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?

Can you just tell them we don't need Jesus, Girl Scout cookies, or whatever the Mormons worship, and let me lie here in peace?

Lish McBride quotes: Sam, you need experts on this, and I love you, but - ""I'm so new I have that new-car smell about me?

Sam, you need experts on this, and I love you, but - "
"I'm so new I have that new-car smell about me?

Lish McBride quotes: I'm pretty sure you could actually grate cheese of his abs. ... I had a sudden image of him using his abs to grate my face.

I'm pretty sure you could actually grate cheese of his abs.
... I had a sudden image of him using his abs to grate my face.

Lish McBride quotes: You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.

You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.

Lish McBride quotes: So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.

So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.

Lish McBride quotes: Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.

Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.

Lish McBride quotes: I wanted to howl until I was nothing but sound.

I wanted to howl until I was nothing but sound.

Lish McBride quotes: I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a

I didn't want to think about the fact that she could smell me, or that she just joked about eating me. At least I hoped she meant it as a joke.

Lish McBride quotes: If you picked up the Life of Frank movie case at Scarecrow Video, the best review on the back would just say, 'Meh.

If you picked up the Life of Frank movie case at Scarecrow Video, the best review on the back would just say, 'Meh.

Lish McBride quotes: I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.

I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.

Lish McBride quotes: Slow down and explain to us plebeians. If you have to, use sock puppets.

Slow down and explain to us plebeians. If you have to, use sock puppets.

Lish McBride quotes: There'd been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).

There'd been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh).

Lish McBride quotes: Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.

Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.

Lish McBride quotes: My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer.Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.

My name is Samhain Corvus LaCroix. I am a necromancer.
Now, if only I could say that with a straight face.

Lish McBride quotes: You're Death,' I said. 'In saddle shoes.

You're Death,' I said. 'In saddle shoes.

Lish McBride quotes: So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.

So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.

Lish McBride quotes: Sometimes life offers you up that kind of dichotomy, that soul-shearing rift of two very different things happening at once.

Sometimes life offers you up that kind of dichotomy, that soul-shearing rift of two very different things happening at once.

Lish McBride quotes: You couldn't really tell people you weren't out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.

You couldn't really tell people you weren't out performing your civic duties because you were too busy raising the dead.

Lish McBride quotes: Please stop, I said politely - he was that big. One should always mind one's manners around big things.

Please stop, I said politely - he was that big. One should always mind one's manners around big things.

Lish McBride quotes: Wind does not discriminate - it touches everyone, everything. He liked that about wind.

Wind does not discriminate - it touches everyone, everything. He liked that about wind.

Lish McBride quotes: She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.

She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.

Lish McBride quotes: If she ran, at least her body still had motion, even if her brain was mired under responsibility.

If she ran, at least her body still had motion, even if her brain was mired under responsibility.

Lish McBride quotes: If you're going to think and be depressed, you might as well do it with pie, right?

If you're going to think and be depressed, you might as well do it with pie, right?

Lish McBride quotes: You have to ask it something it knew when it was alive. People don't become omniscient just because they have keeled over.

You have to ask it something it knew when it was alive. People don't become omniscient just because they have keeled over.

Lish McBride quotes: I tried to take some pride where I could. If I was going to be a dropout loser, then I was going to be the best dropout loser.

I tried to take some pride where I could. If I was going to be a dropout loser, then I was going to be the best dropout loser.

Lish McBride quotes: Pity. What a useless emotion when you don't act on it. Pity is supposed to trigger compassion.

Pity. What a useless emotion when you don't act on it. Pity is supposed to trigger compassion.

Lish McBride quotes: She looked away, trying not to cry. She hated crying, and in public she hated it more.

She looked away, trying not to cry. She hated crying, and in public she hated it more.

Lish McBride quotes: Life is a series of calculated risks, James. I happen to think that this one is worth it.

Life is a series of calculated risks, James. I happen to think that this one is worth it.

Lish McBride quotes: You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know," she mumbled. "You can't even put your arm around me without tripping up.

You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know," she mumbled. "You can't even put your arm around me without tripping up.

Lish McBride quotes: Aves hasn't mentioned a boyfriend," Lock chimed in, "and we're just dying to hear all about you." Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.

Aves hasn't mentioned a boyfriend," Lock chimed in, "and we're just dying to hear all about you." Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.

Lish McBride quotes: Fear, left unchecked, can spread like a virus.

Fear, left unchecked, can spread like a virus.

Lish McBride quotes: Next time a talking head ended up in my easy chair, I would have all sorts of points of reference, but at that moment, I was completely at sea.

Next time a talking head ended up in my easy chair, I would have all sorts of points of reference, but at that moment, I was completely at sea.