Linda Sunshine quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Linda Sunshine

Linda Sunshine Famous Quotes & Sayings

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I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.