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I feel like I'm in a disaster movie, and that belt is the iceberg that's going to sink the good ship Orgasm. It must be destroyed.

You're not my client. You never have been. And even if you were, I'd break every fucking rule I've ever held sacred just to be inside you right now.

Dear God, Holt looks good in that costume. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo.

Oh, yeah. He totally wants to orgasm me. He wants to orgasm the hell outta me.

I can't believe that in the world of wrong we've created together, this can still feel so right.

After all, history proved that eventually, everyone leaves me. Why would you be any different?
Now I know that you were.
Are.

He's a truly terrible dancer," Ruby says. "It looks like he's having a vertical seizure.

Loving you," he says, "is the stupidest, most selfish thing I've ever done, but I can't stop. God knows, I've tried.

Yep. Nineteen years of trying to be everything to everyone and ending up as no one to myself.

I invented chemistry with you. Everything else is just pretend.

This is what love feels like. To no longer belong to yourself. To be pulled from what you know into what you feel.

Her vagina could offer shiatsu massage and whistle the national anthem - it's still not worth marrying her to get a piece of it.

She said people are too obsessed with conquering their fear when they should just learn to accept it and do stuff that scares them anyway.

But this kiss? It's ruined me. This is the type of kiss I never knew existed. It's like falling and flying, all in the same moment.

Still, he's being nice to me, so I decide to be nice to his ass and allow myself to notice how hot it looks in his jeans.

You had a huge impact on Ethan. No doubt, in the story of his life, you've left your mark everywhere.

My smile couldn't be smugger if I bought it from Smuggy McSmugster at the Smug Store in Smugville.

my balls are bluer than the entire cast of Avatar

God, Liss, I can't live without you anymore, and I'm tired of pretending that I can.

I've never stopped loving you. From the day we met, you've been the only one for me. There's never been anyone else.

I prepare to conjure a personality.

He doesn't move. Doesn't look at me. I press my back into the door. It reminds me a backbone is there for a reason and not just to hang my bones on.

All of a sudden, I'm really tired. I feel like I'm always fighting to be with him, while he's fighting to push me away.

Jesus. I just lost our bet." "Yes, you did." "Fuck." "If you insist." He pushes away and runs his hand through his hair.

Scared people either shut down and avoid the thing they fear, or get angry at it and lash out.

Romeo has poisoned himself.
Idiot.

Bravo for faking it yet again, Ethan. You're a perfect counterfeit copy of someone I thought I loved.

I desperately want someone else to ruin me the way he does, but they don't even come close.

He's a walking, breathing erogenous zone who fascinates me and infuriates me in equal measures.

Do I need to explain how to make love to a woman? Because although I've never had the pleasure, I'm fairly certain it involves thrusting.

I never did figure out how to fuck you, did I? Couldn't just detach and treat it like sex, 'cause it never was. Ever. It was so much more.

Wait," I say, gobsmacked. "You think I'm going to fall in love with you?"
"No." He takes a sip of wine and smiles. "I know it.

Sometimes fate is what you make it, and I'm making my life with you.

Strange that he'd be wearing God's symbol when he's in league with the devil.

I would climb him like a tree and bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.

If I don't really try, I can't really fail, right?

Love cannot be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Men are like vibrators. Just because they're dicks, it doesn't mean you can't use them to have a good time.

True to form, I start to itch.

I take a swig of wine. A big one. It's pointless. There's not enough wine in the world for this.

We just stand there for a while. Breathing each other in. Being. Still not fixed, but far less broken.

We all need fantasies now and then. Sometimes believing our lives can be different is the only thing that keeps us going.

You disrupted my entire world, Even Tate. I'm used to being the one in control. The one people fall in love with. I'm not supposed to fall in love.

Their love was always destined to be star-crossed.

And I have the strongest feeling that having part of you is going to be better than having all of anybody else.

Be the change you want to see.

If there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their queen.

Oh, Sweetie. No one ever gets through their TBR list. For every book you finish, you'll add five more. That's just the way it works.

Lord of My Underpants," Liam Quinn.

This is precious. This is love. This is something I'll never take for granted, because I know how it feels to be without it.

It took me a long time to expect more from myself. To see that being vulnerable takes a shitload more strength than being closed off and sullen.

He's untouchable. He's freaking Teflon.

I don't think you understand. I have no moves. I'm move-less.

I get a crystal-clear image of Holt as a modern-day Mercutio.

The chuckle happens again, and I swear to the Almighty God of Justifiable Homicide, I'm going to murder him with my bare hands.