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If I could have a quart of Haagan Dazs White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle administered to my veins via IV, I swear I would do it.

My mum refers to female genitalia as scones.

My bike seat-sodomized ass has me groaning in pain with every pedal.

Noodly: the act of being noodle-like, as in, Vivia drinks one Red Beach and she feels noodly.

If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.

I grossly miscalculated the trajectory of his hotness. He was fat, had three chins, and no neck. And he was bald. He looked like a giant toe.

This isn't going to be a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Luc's a lover. He's going to take it nice and slow. Make me ache for it.

An elliptical machine does not excite me as much as a Gothic novel and a chicken chimichanga.

Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia