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What's your biggest regret?" He didn't even hesitate. "That I didn't love hard enough.

Who?" he asked, confused, confirming what I already knew. "His name's Agent Mabie.

Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn't that why people had kids?
Besides free labor, I mean.

I wanted someone to open doors and lend a helping hand, not because it was expected but because they wanted to. Because they liked me that much.

I wanted more. I wanted another level; that warm and fuzzy bond combined with a big, strong man who was good at touching me in my special places.

I wanted someone who let me be me, and because we fit so well, I could just let him be him.

No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.

Next time I ran into a terrorist I was going to put a death squeeze on his balls, stab him in the eye with a pencil, and then kill him.

Really, Mom? Boob play isn't your thing? You didn't have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.

Even if I was planning on giving the business, I never wanted to look like I was in "the business".

You're like a Banty Rooster, sweetheart. Tiny little thing, but you don't hesitate to puff out your chest, lookin' for a fight.

Sometimes reality didn't come with a happily ever after.

I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.

My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or momnapped. Fucking napped!

Be you. Be honest. Be interesting. Always. That's what I call the 'Triple Bs'.

Saying goodbye to someone you love isn't really the hard part. It's living every day, not being able to say anything to them at all.

When he kept on standing there, I could hear the voice from Mortal Kombat demanding, "Finish him!

It's hard to love a day where love is lost.

everyone lives until they're old," I argued, knowing it was all too true. Gram didn't blink. "Not everyone dies young.

Chicks before dicks.
Hos before Bros.
Moms before Doms.

You'll never appreciate something you're given as much as something you've earned.

If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen's mirror would definitely say it was the fairest of them all.

Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's harshness with its mist.

If love were a location, it would be a paradoxical mixture of the safest place on earth and the most vulnerable.

Where were the Kristen Ashley alpha males? I wanted one.