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For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.

I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day.

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

Men are very emotionally dependent upon women from the day they are born to the day they expire.

Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents].

My sister is not a public person, so I don't think it's right to discuss her.

Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.

I want to regain my First Amendment rights.

Make believe I'm right.

I was in college in the '60s, and the whole feminist movement had swept me up.

My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him.

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.

We all do stupid things.

My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchild, my son.

Stop saying "right" to me. I'm starting to feel hostile.

The meaning of your life comes through your obligations to others.

We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wored to find a way through it, over it, around it under it.

Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.

Losing a child is probably the singular most horrible thing.

As women go, so goes civilization.

When we're hurting, it does not give us a license to hurt others.

Arguing with a man doesn't work.

Emotions have no I.Q.

Everything I say is true.

You can rescue a woman from a dragon - because you can go slay the dragon - but you can't rescue a woman from herself.

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

There is no movement without our own resistance.

When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money,
his home, and his dog.

We all have to make choices in life.

You don't go by your feelings. You do what is right.

Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.

Guys are very simple.

I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up - my God!

Promises made out of ignorance should not be kept.

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

Children are not a right, they are a privileged obligation.

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

There is no unconditional love in the universe.

Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.

Boys are slobs ... One reason is that mothers let them get away with it. Mothers are notorious for spoiling male children.

Children do not need half a dozen sports, music, art, or theater activities. Kids actually need more free playtime without adult instruction.

It amazes me that talking about traditional values is controversial, but it seems to be.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating.

Never do anything that you aren't prepared to face the true consequences of.

Radio is in my blood.

Once the kids are in school, it's amazing what you can do.

Sympathy is a better argument than criticism.

On the Day of Atonement, Jews are commanded to seek forgiveness from the people we have hurt.

People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.

Would you stop hoping? Hope is just postponed disappointment.

You guys on the white horses keep trying to save women in distress, not realizing you just end up with a distressed woman.

That which is horrifying to you don't do to anybody else.

I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.

There's nothing wrong with blame, if blame is due.

If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.

People are like nations-if you help them a lot, they hate you.

Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you.

Oh, well, there's a difference between privacy and secrecy.

Women have to be controlled- we're just too emotional.

People from the most horrendous of childhoods can have good lives, but it comes down to a very seemingly simple word. 'Choice.'

Unless I have hallucinated, I have never made an anti-gay commentary, I have made anti-gay-activist-agenda commentaries.

Situations reveal who we are, they don't create who we are.

Why should a man say what he feels, when a women is going to ignore what he says?

Women who don't think they can get a neat guy hang onto losers because something is better than nothing.

The time spent on family is not a sacrifice. You are living a life with choices; when you make the right ones, you have a good life.

It is typical of women to fester and ferment over disappointments, slights, annoyances, angers, etc.

I'm very active, wild woman.

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

Don't worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is its own reward.

Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.

When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.

I think I average one good sulk a week.

Other people do not owe me their availability.

A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.

People get mad at me very easily. The magnitude of your anger toward me is the measure of how much you know you are doing wrong.

I really am a woman at peace.

Only good people feel guilt.

Principles don't mean anything until they cost you something.

Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair.

In the end analysis, all we have is who we are and the way we have lived our lives.

Kids who don't have moms suffer a lifetime.

It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.

Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want.

Most people are weak and frightened, and run from anything which could be upsetting. Most people, also, are takers and not givers.

Nothing is irresistible. There is no feeling that is irresistible.

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.

Never use God to hurt yourself.

Don't waste my time- I'm not stupid, and I'm not gullible.

My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.

When you're around people, act like you like them.

If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.

Never sell your soul.

A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react.