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Kinky Friedman quotes: I admit I was drinking a Guinness ... but I did not swallow. I admit I was drinking a Guinness ... but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman quotes: There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979 There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979
Kinky Friedman quotes: All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am. All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.
Kinky Friedman quotes: The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign. Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
Kinky Friedman quotes: It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.
Kinky Friedman quotes: May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman quotes: You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you. You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Kinky Friedman quotes: How hard can it be? How hard can it be?
Kinky Friedman quotes: I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain. I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Kinky Friedman quotes: A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life. A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
Kinky Friedman quotes: No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror. No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Sleep came slower than a frigid woman. Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like. If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Young people are the key to this election. Young people are the key to this election.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun. I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95! If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Kinky Friedman quotes: A fool and his money are soon elected A fool and his money are soon elected
Kinky Friedman quotes: The child-teacher relationship is crucial. The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
Kinky Friedman quotes: The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty. The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
Kinky Friedman quotes: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed. I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.
Kinky Friedman quotes: When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime. When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama. I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit
Kinky Friedman quotes: We were a country band with a social conscience. We were a country band with a social conscience.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Man's ability to delude himself is infinite. Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.
Kinky Friedman quotes: It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian. It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.
Kinky Friedman quotes: We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman quotes: These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
Kinky Friedman quotes: There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician. There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
Kinky Friedman quotes: You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that. You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.
Kinky Friedman quotes: My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
Kinky Friedman quotes: On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma! I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Kinky Friedman quotes: I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care. I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes. I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman quotes: There is a difference between who is important and who is significant. There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
Kinky Friedman quotes: We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters. We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
Kinky Friedman quotes: And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians. And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm. If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true Why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true
Kinky Friedman quotes: The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one. The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot. Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I don't apologize to people with an agenda. I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas. I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Never re-elect anybody Never re-elect anybody
Kinky Friedman quotes: I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
Kinky Friedman quotes: They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down. They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Kinky Friedman quotes: The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship
Kinky Friedman quotes: William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman quotes: When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship. When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Imagination, of course, is the money of childhood Imagination, of course, is the money of childhood
Kinky Friedman quotes: If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins. If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get. Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Happiness is a moving target. Happiness is a moving target.
Kinky Friedman quotes: There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
Kinky Friedman quotes: God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman quotes: We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right. If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football. I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.
Kinky Friedman quotes: He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.
Kinky Friedman quotes: If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
Kinky Friedman quotes: You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that. You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens. I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister. I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but ... Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but ...
Kinky Friedman quotes: I see an issue I like, and I support it. I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.
Kinky Friedman quotes: An editor's job is to take something great and make it good. An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow. I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself. Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear. I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites. Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way. Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way.
Kinky Friedman quotes: This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind. This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
Kinky Friedman quotes: Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
Kinky Friedman quotes: Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution. Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.
Kinky Friedman quotes: We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
Kinky Friedman quotes: I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space. I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
Kinky Friedman quotes: People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.
Kinky Friedman quotes: We're going to make that Lone Star shine again We're going to make that Lone Star shine again
Kinky Friedman quotes: I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
Kinky Friedman quotes: He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.

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