Kinky Friedman Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Kinky Friedman on Wise Famous Quotes.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship
When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
Rocky Hawkins has written a rare, fun and beautiful book. If you don't believe me, read it for yourself.
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way.
This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street