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Julie Halpern quotes: I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.

I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.

Julie Halpern quotes: Is it the boiler room? Is this the part where we both fall asleep and Freddy comes after us? 'Cause I could so kick his ass.

Is it the boiler room? Is this the part where we both fall asleep and Freddy comes after us? 'Cause I could so kick his ass.

Julie Halpern quotes: I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.

I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.

Julie Halpern quotes: So I carried on, waiting for what ever was to come, with or without God's help

So I carried on, waiting for what ever was to come, with or without God's help

Julie Halpern quotes: I hardly think it wise to put the idea of flying into the heads of impressionable teenagers who are already battling the challenges of lunacy.

I hardly think it wise to put the idea of flying into the heads of impressionable teenagers who are already battling the challenges of lunacy.

Julie Halpern quotes: So love is possible at the Loony Bin. Or, at least, lust.

So love is possible at the Loony Bin. Or, at least, lust.

Julie Halpern quotes: When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!

When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!

Julie Halpern quotes: I can't buy the idea that we're supposed to live and learn from horrible things. That somehow these things happen so we can grow as people

I can't buy the idea that we're supposed to live and learn from horrible things. That somehow these things happen so we can grow as people

Julie Halpern quotes: I didn't have a boyfriend. I had someone to watch horror movies with while my best friend was too sick with cancer.

I didn't have a boyfriend. I had someone to watch horror movies with while my best friend was too sick with cancer.

Julie Halpern quotes: I wished I could erase the message, suck the word "sorry" from the En glish language, and hack it to pieces with a rusty ax.

I wished I could erase the message, suck the word "sorry" from the En glish language, and hack it to pieces with a rusty ax.