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Judy Gold quotes: Joan Rivers was my hero.

Joan Rivers was my hero.

Judy Gold quotes: Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out.

Women risked their lives for the right to vote. When I hear people say, 'Oh, I'm not gonna vote,' I just wanna tear their heart out.

Judy Gold quotes: I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners.

Judy Gold quotes: As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers.

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers.

Judy Gold quotes: There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.

There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.

Judy Gold quotes: It's fun to be someone else.

It's fun to be someone else.

Judy Gold quotes: For me, humor is everything!

For me, humor is everything!

Judy Gold quotes: Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love.

Some people use stand-up to get something else in their careers, but it's truly the art form of stand-up I love.

Judy Gold quotes: We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing.

We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing.

Judy Gold quotes: If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.

If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.

Judy Gold quotes: When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews.

When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews.

Judy Gold quotes: I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

Judy Gold quotes: I always dreamed of living in N.Y.C.

I always dreamed of living in N.Y.C.

Judy Gold quotes: My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

Judy Gold quotes: I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion.

I'm going to be a 'Chopped' champion.

Judy Gold quotes: My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.

My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.

Judy Gold quotes: The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.

The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.

Judy Gold quotes: Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

Judy Gold quotes: Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

Judy Gold quotes: 'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.

'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.

Judy Gold quotes: My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with.

My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with.

Judy Gold quotes: The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.

Judy Gold quotes: I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

Judy Gold quotes: In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting.

In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting.

Judy Gold quotes: Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.

Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.

Judy Gold quotes: If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

Judy Gold quotes: I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.

I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.

Judy Gold quotes: Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.

Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.

Judy Gold quotes: Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage.

Female comics cannot dress provocatively on stage.

Judy Gold quotes: Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.

Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I.

Judy Gold quotes: The fight in theatre is focus, focus, focus.

The fight in theatre is focus, focus, focus.

Judy Gold quotes: I'm not selfish at all.

I'm not selfish at all.

Judy Gold quotes: Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.

Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.

Judy Gold quotes: To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

Judy Gold quotes: My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born

My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.

Judy Gold quotes: People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.

People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.

Judy Gold quotes: Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

Judy Gold quotes: Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

Judy Gold quotes: Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience.

Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience.

Judy Gold quotes: What if obese people couldn't get married?

What if obese people couldn't get married?

Judy Gold quotes: I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

Judy Gold quotes: I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

Judy Gold quotes: There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

Judy Gold quotes: I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.

I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.

Judy Gold quotes: I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

Judy Gold quotes: I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.

I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.

Judy Gold quotes: I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

Judy Gold quotes: I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

Judy Gold quotes: If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

Judy Gold quotes: My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.