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Joy Behar quotes: I want a man in my life, not in my house.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

Joy Behar quotes: It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

Joy Behar quotes: He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

Joy Behar quotes: I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

Joy Behar quotes: A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

Joy Behar quotes: I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

Joy Behar quotes: I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

Joy Behar quotes: Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

Joy Behar quotes: I think looks do matter on television.

I think looks do matter on television.

Joy Behar quotes: I don't want to do just a liberal show.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

Joy Behar quotes: Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish.

Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish.

Joy Behar quotes: Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

Joy Behar quotes: You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.

You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.

Joy Behar quotes: When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Joy Behar quotes: Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

Joy Behar quotes: I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

Joy Behar quotes: I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

Joy Behar quotes: The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

Joy Behar quotes: I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

Joy Behar quotes: Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

Joy Behar quotes: Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

Joy Behar quotes: Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.

Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.

Joy Behar quotes: I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.

Joy Behar quotes: I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

Joy Behar quotes: As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

Joy Behar quotes: I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

Joy Behar quotes: I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

Joy Behar quotes: I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.

I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.

Joy Behar quotes: I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

Joy Behar quotes: Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

Joy Behar quotes: Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.