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I want a man in my life, not in my house.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

I think looks do matter on television.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

You really have to know who you are. It takes, uh it's not that easy.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.