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Josh Lieb quotes: Moorehead is one of those sad people who go into teaching so they can be worshipped by the only people sadder than they are - students.

Moorehead is one of those sad people who go into teaching so they can be worshipped by the only people sadder than they are - students.

Josh Lieb quotes: Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.

Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.

Josh Lieb quotes: It's simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang.

It's simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang.

Josh Lieb quotes: Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.

Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.

Josh Lieb quotes: It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.

It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.

Josh Lieb quotes: You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

Josh Lieb quotes: Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

Josh Lieb quotes: I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.

I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.

Josh Lieb quotes: It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.

It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.

Josh Lieb quotes: You have to know writing styles well before you can copy them - and then incorporate parts of them into your own style.

You have to know writing styles well before you can copy them - and then incorporate parts of them into your own style.

Josh Lieb quotes: Pammy surges out of her seat, arm straining for the sky. She will apparently pee herself if she's not allowed to answer this question.

Pammy surges out of her seat, arm straining for the sky. She will apparently pee herself if she's not allowed to answer this question.

Josh Lieb quotes: I thought I was going to be a poet when I was in college, but then I found out I was poor so I decided to do something I'd get

I thought I was going to be a poet when I was in college, but then I found out I was poor so I decided to do something I'd get paid for.

Josh Lieb quotes: We can all agree that children are ugly.

We can all agree that children are ugly.

Josh Lieb quotes: Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.

Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.

Josh Lieb quotes: If you want to do this - either write for TV, or write books - the first thing you have to do is write a lot. And I mean a

If you want to do this - either write for TV, or write books - the first thing you have to do is write a lot. And I mean a ridiculous amount.

Josh Lieb quotes: I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different.

I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different.

Josh Lieb quotes: I have to start writing down things that happen, or I'll forget my life entirely.

I have to start writing down things that happen, or I'll forget my life entirely.