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Josh Lanyon quotes: Some guys say it with flowers," Tucker said. "I bring you arson reports. Some guys say it with flowers," Tucker said. "I bring you arson reports.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock
Josh Lanyon quotes: Most people don't fall out of love at the same time. One person always wants more than the other person can give them. And that ends in bitterness. Most people don't fall out of love at the same time. One person always wants more than the other person can give them. And that ends in bitterness.
Josh Lanyon quotes: The best fiction captures the truth of real life. The best fiction captures the truth of real life.
Josh Lanyon quotes: You got a little bit of an attitude, Mr. English, if you don't mind my saying so. I don't mind. You got a little bit of an attitude, Mr. English, if you don't mind my saying so. I don't mind.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I never meant to get involved with you, Adrien. Rest easy; you're not. I never meant to get involved with you, Adrien. Rest easy; you're not.
Josh Lanyon quotes: A wolf cannot outrun its shadow. A wolf cannot outrun its shadow.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Have I ever told you, you look like Monty Clift? he inquired in a deep, seductive voice.Before or after the accident? Have I ever told you, you look like Monty Clift? he inquired in a deep, seductive voice.
Before or after the accident?
Josh Lanyon quotes: I'm never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? I'm never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?
Josh Lanyon quotes: What the hell was it that people loved so much about the great outdoors? It was just one fatal accident after another waiting to happen. What the hell was it that people loved so much about the great outdoors? It was just one fatal accident after another waiting to happen.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Wear something sexy." "Asshole." "That will certainly work. Wear something sexy." "Asshole." "That will certainly work.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it. I didn't approve of murder on general principles. Not even of people who seemed to go around begging for it.
Josh Lanyon quotes: To find them all in one package ... well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state. To find them all in one package ... well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state.
Josh Lanyon quotes: He needed fresh air and sunshine. A walk in the woods and afterward a good book to read by the fire.Yeah, that was the life. He needed fresh air and sunshine. A walk in the woods and afterward a good book to read by the fire.
Yeah, that was the life.
Josh Lanyon quotes: She shrugged another plump shoulder. "I never listened to Porter when he got going."Ah. At last. The secret to a successful marriage. She shrugged another plump shoulder. "I never listened to Porter when he got going."
Ah. At last. The secret to a successful marriage.
Josh Lanyon quotes: People did terrible things to each other- and half the time they did it by accident. People did terrible things to each other- and half the time they did it by accident.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Homosexuality just wasn't what it used to be in the Golden Age of mystery writing. Homosexuality just wasn't what it used to be in the Golden Age of mystery writing.
Josh Lanyon quotes: What the hell were the odds of attracting two stalkers within a year? Was it my aftershave? What the hell were the odds of attracting two stalkers within a year? Was it my aftershave?
Josh Lanyon quotes: Well, well," he said. "This can't be a coincidence.""It could," I said. "The odds aren't high, but they do exist.""Uh-huh. Well, well," he said. "This can't be a coincidence."
"It could," I said. "The odds aren't high, but they do exist."
"Uh-huh.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man. I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Like fine wine, I do not travel well. Sure, when I was young, fresh, low in acidity and not so tannic, I was a more adventurous spririt. Like fine wine, I do not travel well. Sure, when I was young, fresh, low in acidity and not so tannic, I was a more adventurous spririt.
Josh Lanyon quotes: The only thing I'm sure of is wherever you are is where I belong. The only thing I'm sure of is wherever you are is where I belong.
Josh Lanyon quotes: This is like dating. This is...weird. This is like dating. This is...weird.
Josh Lanyon quotes: They will rue the day," Tucker growled. They will rue the day," Tucker growled.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel. I want people to react to my work, to think, to question, to challenge, to cry and laugh and feel.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Was floozy the kind of job that required good references? Matt doubted it, but he refrained from saying so. Was floozy the kind of job that required good references? Matt doubted it, but he refrained from saying so.
Josh Lanyon quotes: The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
Josh Lanyon quotes: If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity If there was one life skill everyone on the planet needed, it was the ability to think with critical objectivity
Josh Lanyon quotes: Vintage books, old china, antiques; maybe I love old things so much because I feel impermanent myself. Vintage books, old china, antiques; maybe I love old things so much because I feel impermanent myself.
Josh Lanyon quotes: That's the thing about sex. So much of it is just plain awkward, clumsy, are-you-sure-this-is-going-to-fit-I-think-they-forgot-to-include-the-washers. That's the thing about sex. So much of it is just plain awkward, clumsy, are-you-sure-this-is-going-to-fit-I-think-they-forgot-to-include-the-washers.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Don't say anything against indies. They're very sensitive. One hint of elitism and they'll be organizing a twitcott. Don't say anything against indies. They're very sensitive. One hint of elitism and they'll be organizing a twitcott.
Josh Lanyon quotes: You're crazy about me, Elliot ... ""You know how I know, Elliot?" ... "I know how you feel because I feel the same way. You're crazy about me, Elliot ... "
"You know how I know, Elliot?" ...
"I know how you feel because I feel the same way.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Hey, its not much of a closet is it?""No. Its not. I don't like closets. Life's to short to spend hiding in the dark. Hey, its not much of a closet is it?"
"No. Its not. I don't like closets. Life's to short to spend hiding in the dark.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I thought I recognized you.Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering. I thought I recognized you.
Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.
Josh Lanyon quotes: How quickly, how neatly the chaos of a living person could be reduced to an insignificant box. How quickly, how neatly the chaos of a living person could be reduced to an insignificant box.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Only in academia did people talk such bullshit and expect to be taken seriously Only in academia did people talk such bullshit and expect to be taken seriously
Josh Lanyon quotes: Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife.
Josh Lanyon quotes: He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and ... unsophisticated. And hung like a horse. He was probably selfish in the sack. Probably selfish and greedy and ... unsophisticated. And hung like a horse.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I thought again how odd it was to be on formal terms with someone you had once permitted to lick your ears. I thought again how odd it was to be on formal terms with someone you had once permitted to lick your ears.
Josh Lanyon quotes: This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education. Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.
Josh Lanyon quotes: All cynics are disappointed idealists. The more stars in the eyes, the harder the fall. All cynics are disappointed idealists. The more stars in the eyes, the harder the fall.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Knowing and believing are two different things. Knowing and believing are two different things.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle. Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled
welcome. Jake kicked my ankle.
Josh Lanyon quotes: You were the first in every way that counted. You were the first in every way that counted.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Okay, baby? Riordan was walking toward me. I realized he was talking to me. Okay, baby?
Riordan was walking toward me. I realized he was talking to me.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Travel had taught me that the world was something to engage with, not take shelter from. Travel had taught me that the world was something to engage with, not take shelter from.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Nothing so simple nor yet so intense as a kiss between lovers. Nothing so simple nor yet so intense as a kiss between lovers.
Josh Lanyon quotes: People loved you in the way they knew how - and often it was not the way you knew. Or needed. People loved you in the way they knew how - and often it was not the way you knew. Or needed.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough. Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Hearts got broken every day. Nobody died from that. But it did kind of fade the sunlight and drain the color from the days. Hearts got broken every day. Nobody died from that. But it did kind of fade the sunlight and drain the color from the days.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act ... well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act ... well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy
Josh Lanyon quotes: It was tempting to view your family as an extension of yourself, but it was a mistake. It was tempting to view your family as an extension of yourself, but it was a mistake.
Josh Lanyon quotes: You couldn't hurt a fly.Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless. You couldn't hurt a fly.
Actually I was pretty good at pinging flies right out of the air, but I tried to look appropriately harmless.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself. Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Did he want to put a cock ring on me or did he fear I wanted to put a wedding ring on him? Did he want to put a cock ring on me or did he fear I wanted to put a wedding ring on him?
Josh Lanyon quotes: It was dark." "I'd know you in the dark, Tucker." Tucker's eyes flashed up to meet Elliot's. He said curtly. "Yeah. I'd know you too. It was dark." "I'd know you in the dark, Tucker." Tucker's eyes flashed up to meet Elliot's. He said curtly. "Yeah. I'd know you too.
Josh Lanyon quotes: When I get back to L.A. I'm going to buy myself a Blackberry and a slew of French-cuffed shirts. Possibly a nipple ring. When I get back to L.A. I'm going to buy myself a Blackberry and a slew of French-cuffed shirts. Possibly a nipple ring.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake. Well, Hodge, wasn't the brightest candle on the birthday cake.
Josh Lanyon quotes: 'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?' I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?' 'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?'
I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?'
Josh Lanyon quotes: I thought they expected you to be controversial at UCLA?" "I believe the Board of Regents draws the line at sacrificial murder. I thought they expected you to be controversial at UCLA?"
"I believe the Board of Regents draws the line at sacrificial murder.
Josh Lanyon quotes: This could be heaven or this could be hell'?""A lot will depend on the mattress. This could be heaven or this could be hell'?"
"A lot will depend on the mattress.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Cynicism. I liked that in a man. Cynicism. I liked that in a man.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Just so you know,If I have to be shackled to someone, I'd choose you everytime. Just so you know,If I have to be shackled to someone, I'd choose you everytime.
Josh Lanyon quotes: How sad that I couldn't get myself sober to share a life with him, but I could do it to show him I didn't need him. How sad that I couldn't get myself sober to share a life with him, but I could do it to show him I didn't need him.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot. Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Love ... doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen at all for some people Love ... doesn't happen every day. It doesn't happen at all for some people
Josh Lanyon quotes: Being alone wasn't nearly as lonely as being with people who didn't love you Being alone wasn't nearly as lonely as being with people who didn't love you
Josh Lanyon quotes: I hadn't liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans. I hadn't liked him at first. He did sort of grow on you after a while. Like the cosmopolitans. Or maybe because of the cosmopolitans.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I prefer creatures with the proper amount of legs. Two or four are good. Six, eight, or none ... that's just not right. I prefer creatures with the proper amount of legs. Two or four are good. Six, eight, or none ... that's just not right.
Josh Lanyon quotes: There are few things in this life more bamboo-under-fingernails than good poetry read aloud badly-unless it is bad poetry read aloud badly. There are few things in this life more bamboo-under-fingernails than good poetry read aloud badly-unless it is bad poetry read aloud badly.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I'm not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn't kill me, it's foolproof. I'm not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn't kill me, it's foolproof.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, He writes murder mysteries. Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, He writes murder mysteries.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I determinedly weaved my way through the crowd, hauling my medical apparatus behind me like my little red wagon. I determinedly weaved my way through the crowd, hauling my medical apparatus behind me like my little red wagon.
Josh Lanyon quotes: You're not sure because you're feeling pretty stiff and achy, and You're not sure because you're feeling pretty stiff and achy, and
Josh Lanyon quotes: You feel rain in a used bookstore. The old pages pick up the damp and mustiness like old bones do rheumatism. You feel rain in a used bookstore. The old pages pick up the damp and mustiness like old bones do rheumatism.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Maybe that was what grown-up life was really about. Doing what everyone else thought you should do. Maybe that was what grown-up life was really about. Doing what everyone else thought you should do.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I want to fuck you in those glasses. I want to fuck you in those glasses.
Josh Lanyon quotes: He looked okay. No, to be honest. He looked a lot better than okay. He looked ... fine. Fine, as in get the Chiffons over here to sing a chorus. He looked okay. No, to be honest. He looked a lot better than okay. He looked ... fine. Fine, as in get the Chiffons over here to sing a chorus.
Josh Lanyon quotes: He had firsthand knowledge of getting punched in the face, and it was an experience he didn't want to repeat. He had firsthand knowledge of getting punched in the face, and it was an experience he didn't want to repeat.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Why did we all crave love so badly when half the time it left us annihilated? Why did we all crave love so badly when half the time it left us annihilated?
Josh Lanyon quotes: A muscle moved in Tucker's jaw. He said, You mean you want berating space. I breath better when you are close by. A muscle moved in Tucker's jaw. He said, You mean you want berating space. I breath better when you are close by.
Josh Lanyon quotes: First of all, ideas aren't the hard part. Secondly, there are no new ideas, only the author's unique execution. First of all, ideas aren't the hard part. Secondly, there are no new ideas, only the author's unique execution.
Josh Lanyon quotes: They lived seven hundred miles - and a couple universes - apart. They lived seven hundred miles - and a couple universes - apart.
Josh Lanyon quotes: West, pull your head out of your easel. Boxner West, pull your head out of your easel. Boxner
Josh Lanyon quotes: 'You know what I thought the first time I saw you?' 'No.' 'Point of no return.' 'You know what I thought the first time I saw you?'
'No.'
'Point of no return.'
Josh Lanyon quotes: A lot of kids are shocked at the idea of people over thirty having sex. (Max) A lot of kids are shocked at the idea of people over thirty having sex. (Max)
Josh Lanyon quotes: Maybe he had a gaydar anti-cloaking device. Maybe he had a gaydar anti-cloaking device.
Josh Lanyon quotes: My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort. My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort.
Josh Lanyon quotes: We all have our methods for coping and they usually happen behind closed doors. We all have our methods for coping and they usually happen behind closed doors.
Josh Lanyon quotes: That's one of the oldest tricks in the world, Adrien-with-an-e. That's one of the oldest tricks in the world, Adrien-with-an-e.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Drink your coffee people in Africa are sleeping. Drink your coffee
people in Africa are sleeping.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I can't "Think of a nicer way to commit suicde."That's good."I can't think of a better way to commit murder I can't "Think of a nicer way to commit suicde."
That's good."I can't think of a better way to commit murder
Josh Lanyon quotes: And why is it the best looking ones are always straight? And why is it the best looking ones are always straight?
Josh Lanyon quotes: You don't look so hot, Adrien." "Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day."His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it. You don't look so hot, Adrien."
"Yeah, well I'm having a bad heart day."
His upper lip curled in a semblance of a smile. "Tell me about it.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment. Tiffs among the faggots were apparently the stuff of quiet merriment.
Josh Lanyon quotes: Welcome to the closet, I thought, is it dark in here or is just me Welcome to the closet, I thought, is it dark in here or is just me
Josh Lanyon quotes: Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder. Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder.
Josh Lanyon quotes: I know that asshole you were with in college ""Can we leave that asshole out of it?"Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time. I know that asshole you were with in college
"
"Can we leave that asshole out of it?"
Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.
Josh Lanyon quotes: There was always one person more devoted than the other in a relationship, right? There was always one person more devoted than the other in a relationship, right?

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