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The journey from shame to resentment is the shortest on there is.

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me!

The fucking beef industry and the fucking HMO industry,' Friendly says. 'Al-Cowda and HMOsama.

Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.

At least in the Gilded Age age they gilded shit.

If you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.

When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels.
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away.

Deliverance' is The Godfather for crackers.

That look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention

What a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.