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He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of your door because you won't get in.

I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.

The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.

The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

There is one word I can't stand and it's ASAP and that's not even a word.

You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

Don't write to sell, write to tell.

I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.

Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.