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Jonas Eriksson quotes: He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

You have really nice teeth, Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: You sick bastard," she said."Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

You sick bastard," she said.
"Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of your door because you won't get in.

My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of your door because you won't get in.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.

I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.

The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: There is one word I can't stand and it's ASAP and that's not even a word.

There is one word I can't stand and it's ASAP and that's not even a word.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her.

You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Don't write to sell, write to tell.

Don't write to sell, write to tell.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.

I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.

Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.

Jonas Eriksson quotes: Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.