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Joey Adams quotes: A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Joey Adams quotes: If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Joey Adams quotes: If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Joey Adams quotes: May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

Joey Adams quotes: Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Joey Adams quotes: Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Joey Adams quotes: A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams quotes: The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

Joey Adams quotes: People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Joey Adams quotes: Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

Joey Adams quotes: Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.