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She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.

La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.

I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?

Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.

Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?

Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even - are a necessary part of romance.

I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs.

Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.

POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept)

I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain.

Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance

If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.

July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)

The right song can change everything.

This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.