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Jody Gehrman quotes: She has ESB," I say.Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?""No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.

She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness.

Jody Gehrman quotes: La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.

La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me.

Jody Gehrman quotes: I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?

I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?

Jody Gehrman quotes: Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.

Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup.

Jody Gehrman quotes: Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?

Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?

Jody Gehrman quotes: Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even - are a necessary part of romance.

Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even - are a necessary part of romance.

Jody Gehrman quotes: I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs.

I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs.

Jody Gehrman quotes: Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.

Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.

Jody Gehrman quotes: POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept)

POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept)

Jody Gehrman quotes: I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain.

I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain.

Jody Gehrman quotes: Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance

Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance

Jody Gehrman quotes: If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.

If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere.

Jody Gehrman quotes: July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)

July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty)

Jody Gehrman quotes: The right song can change everything.

The right song can change everything.

Jody Gehrman quotes: This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.

This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.