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Darlin', I've heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!

What is life if you don't have a dream to chase?

First off, what the hell kind of name is that?
Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance!
What the actual fuck?

I smiled at him, "It's okay, boys can be dumb."
Alex smirked, "Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.

I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?

Somewhere along the line you're going to have to admit that you have feelings for me. I know you do ... it just seems like you don't know it yet.

So, like any typical girl, I lost myself in fiction, book boyfriends and a world where everything was most definitely better then reality

Your greatest enemy is your own relection

Damn, the girl is all red hair and a whole lot of flair!

Fuck. I know we're both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.

I love you and sometimes that means you have to sacrifice your own happiness to be selfless.

Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...

Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.

Reading feeds the soul, writing nourishes it!

Crap. What do I say?
"Hi, I followed you here."
Yeah, that's not super creepy and stalkerish at all.
Nope, time for plan B.

Yeah, well there's also a word for someone like you ... womaniser.