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Joanne McClean quotes: Darlin', I've heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!

Darlin', I've heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!

Joanne McClean quotes: What is life if you don't have a dream to chase?

What is life if you don't have a dream to chase?

Joanne McClean quotes: First off, what the hell kind of name is that? Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance! What the actual fuck?

First off, what the hell kind of name is that?
Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance!
What the actual fuck?

Joanne McClean quotes: I smiled at him, "It's okay, boys can be dumb."Alex smirked, "Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.

I smiled at him, "It's okay, boys can be dumb."
Alex smirked, "Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.

Joanne McClean quotes: I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?

I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?

Joanne McClean quotes: Somewhere along the line you're going to have to admit that you have feelings for me. I know you do ... it just seems like you don't know it yet.

Somewhere along the line you're going to have to admit that you have feelings for me. I know you do ... it just seems like you don't know it yet.

Joanne McClean quotes: So, like any typical girl, I lost myself in fiction, book boyfriends and a world where everything was most definitely better then reality

So, like any typical girl, I lost myself in fiction, book boyfriends and a world where everything was most definitely better then reality

Joanne McClean quotes: Your greatest enemy is your own relection

Your greatest enemy is your own relection

Joanne McClean quotes: Damn, the girl is all red hair and a whole lot of flair!

Damn, the girl is all red hair and a whole lot of flair!

Joanne McClean quotes: Fuck. I know we're both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.

Fuck. I know we're both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.

Joanne McClean quotes: I love you and sometimes that means you have to sacrifice your own happiness to be selfless.

I love you and sometimes that means you have to sacrifice your own happiness to be selfless.

Joanne McClean quotes: Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...

Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...

Joanne McClean quotes: Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.

Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.

Joanne McClean quotes: Reading feeds the soul, writing nourishes it!

Reading feeds the soul, writing nourishes it!

Joanne McClean quotes: Crap. What do I say? "Hi, I followed you here." Yeah, that's not super creepy and stalkerish at all.Nope, time for plan B.

Crap. What do I say?
"Hi, I followed you here."
Yeah, that's not super creepy and stalkerish at all.
Nope, time for plan B.

Joanne McClean quotes: Yeah, well there's also a word for someone like you ... womaniser.

Yeah, well there's also a word for someone like you ... womaniser.