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Jim Davidson quotes: Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

Jim Davidson quotes: Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

Jim Davidson quotes: I took the wife out last night; one punch!

I took the wife out last night; one punch!

Jim Davidson quotes: I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

Jim Davidson quotes: On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Jim Davidson quotes: People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

Jim Davidson quotes: When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.