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Jeffrey Bernard quotes: I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.

I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.

Oh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.

In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay Out'.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across now.

I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across now.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job in their lives.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.

There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping bloody champagne.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.

Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working.

Journalism is the only thinkable alternative to working.

Jeffrey Bernard quotes: The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.