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Jeff Garlin quotes: First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.

First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!

Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!

Jeff Garlin quotes: If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.

I'm a freak for great movies. I love movies.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!

Jeff Garlin quotes: In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.

Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

Jeff Garlin quotes: As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

Jeff Garlin quotes: For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

Jeff Garlin quotes: There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.

I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.

Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.

Jeff Garlin quotes: The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

Jeff Garlin quotes: Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Jeff Garlin quotes: The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.

The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.

Jeff Garlin quotes: I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.

I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.