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I've killed two people, disposed of three bodies, and torched an apartment.
I think it's time to go visit my parents.

I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man

Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice.

I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man.

Another problem to fix. I'll add it to the list, right beneath the entry that says 'everything'.

Fuck-a-doodle-do.

I think I've decided, deep down, that killing people just isn't really a fun job.
High five?