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Jay Stringer quotes: I've killed two people, disposed of three bodies, and torched an apartment.I think it's time to go visit my parents.

I've killed two people, disposed of three bodies, and torched an apartment.
I think it's time to go visit my parents.

Jay Stringer quotes: I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man

I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man

Jay Stringer quotes: Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice.

Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice.

Jay Stringer quotes: I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man.

I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man.

Jay Stringer quotes: Another problem to fix. I'll add it to the list, right beneath the entry that says 'everything'.

Another problem to fix. I'll add it to the list, right beneath the entry that says 'everything'.

Jay Stringer quotes: Fuck-a-doodle-do.

Fuck-a-doodle-do.

Jay Stringer quotes: I think I've decided, deep down, that killing people just isn't really a fun job. High five?

I think I've decided, deep down, that killing people just isn't really a fun job.
High five?