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Jana Deleon quotes: Is a couple of hairs above my lip really worthy of this much effort?" I asked. "Yes," they both replied at once.

Is a couple of hairs above my lip really worthy of this much effort?" I asked. "Yes," they both replied at once.

Jana Deleon quotes: Are you going to sit down?" Ida Belle asked. "Or am I supposed to drive down the bayou with you up there looking like a Jackie Chan hood ornament?

Are you going to sit down?" Ida Belle asked. "Or am I supposed to drive down the bayou with you up there looking like a Jackie Chan hood ornament?

Jana Deleon quotes: Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.

Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.

Jana Deleon quotes: Remember that incident in Egypt with the #No. 2 pencil?" "Don't be ridiculous," I snapped. "That was a Pentel, not a #No. 2.

Remember that incident in Egypt with the #No. 2 pencil?" "Don't be ridiculous," I snapped. "That was a Pentel, not a #No. 2.

Jana Deleon quotes: Maryse stared. "You hear her, too?" Luc grimaced. "Unfortunately. Why do you think I looked behind you when

Maryse stared. "You hear her, too?" Luc grimaced. "Unfortunately. Why do you think I looked behind you when

Jana Deleon quotes: Sometimes playing it safe can be just as bad as taking risks.

Sometimes playing it safe can be just as bad as taking risks.

Jana Deleon quotes: It said a lot about the choices you made in life when jogging actually lowered your heart rate. By

It said a lot about the choices you made in life when jogging actually lowered your heart rate. By

Jana Deleon quotes: The idiot wrote that message on his utility bill.

The idiot wrote that message on his utility bill.

Jana Deleon quotes: Should. I learned a long time ago to never close my mind to possibilities. Every time I did it made a fool of me.

Should. I learned a long time ago to never close my mind to possibilities. Every time I did it made a fool of me.

Jana Deleon quotes: wasn't any place on my body I

wasn't any place on my body I

Jana Deleon quotes: One time," Gertie said. "You go out into a hurricane one time and you never hear the end of it.

One time," Gertie said. "You go out into a hurricane one time and you never hear the end of it.

Jana Deleon quotes: As much as choice could sometimes be a burden, not having one was far worse.

As much as choice could sometimes be a burden, not having one was far worse.

Jana Deleon quotes: Asking that woman to take a sideline seat is like asking Johnny Depp to stop being hot.

Asking that woman to take a sideline seat is like asking Johnny Depp to stop being hot.

Jana Deleon quotes: Now she sorta resembled the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man dressed in Pepto-Bismol.

Now she sorta resembled the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man dressed in Pepto-Bismol.

Jana Deleon quotes: Ladies don't shake hands," She said finally."I'm sorry," I said as I drew my hand back. "No one told me you were a lady.

Ladies don't shake hands," She said finally.

"I'm sorry," I said as I drew my hand back. "No one told me you were a lady.

Jana Deleon quotes: Pity was for those who couldn't do anything about it.

Pity was for those who couldn't do anything about it.

Jana Deleon quotes: It always feels better when someone understands that you're standing in a shit storm holding a broken umbrella.

It always feels better when someone understands that you're standing in a shit storm holding a broken umbrella.

Jana Deleon quotes: Are you sure you weren't adopted?""Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.

Are you sure you weren't adopted?"
"Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.

Jana Deleon quotes: She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.

She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.

Jana Deleon quotes: It was a bunch of explanations but not an excuse. The bottom line is that no matter why I did the things I did, I always had a choice in

It was a bunch of explanations but not an excuse. The bottom line is that no matter why I did the things I did, I always had a choice in doing them.

Jana Deleon quotes: Emma ended the call and slipped her phone back into

Emma ended the call and slipped her phone back into

Jana Deleon quotes: Despite all the confidence I had in my ability to do my job, I hadn't had any in myself as a person.

Despite all the confidence I had in my ability to do my job, I hadn't had any in myself as a person.

Jana Deleon quotes: A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.

A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.

Jana Deleon quotes: Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing.

Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing.

Jana Deleon quotes: And that pissed me all the way off.

And that pissed me all the way off.

Jana Deleon quotes: I looked right into the face of pure evil. And the worst part is, it wasn't the enemy.

I looked right into the face of pure evil. And the worst part is, it wasn't the enemy.